A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Amateur Hour,Part 2


Written by: Scott McClenny

Scene:Same as in part 1.

Laverne.Shirl' can't we quit for today,I'm pooped!

Shirley.Laverne if we are gonna be able to play 'Lady Of Spain' on the vacuum cleaner we will have to work harder.

Laverne.Easy for you to say.

Shirley scowls at her as the door opens and Anya barges in towing a befuddled looking Xander after her.

Anya.Quick hide us,there's a crazy English librarian with a monster after us!

Xander.'Scuse us,(to Anya)slow down will ya?

They go into the bedroom.

Shirley.Now what was THAT all about?

Laverne.You're askin' me?

Giles enters as they talk holding a white bunny rabbit.

Giles.I say,have you seen a rather frigthened former Vengeance Demon with a rather bewildered young man in tow?

Laverne.Sure,they're hiding under our beds!

Shirley.Oh,look at the cute wittle bunny wabbit Waverne!(pets rabbit while making kissy face to it.)

Laverne.You wouldn't happen to be the crazed English librarian and this wouldn't be the monster we heard about,would it?

Giles.I see Anya's been talking.I only wanted to show her this to help her overcome her irrational fear of rabbits!Had the devil of the time chasing her all the way here from Sunnydale.

Shirley(googoo eyeing Giles).Your English and an l-i-b-r-a-r-i-a-n?How quaint.(gives hand to Giles to kiss)

Anya(arguing with Xander as he finally manages to pull her out of bedroom). No way am I getting near that thing.EEEEEEKKKKKK...(as Giles holds up the bunny.)

Xander and Giles.Anya Wait!(run out after her).

Laverne.Well that certainly took the cake.

Shirley.Wasn't he dreamy,simply dreamy.

Laverne.When's your balloon going to land Shirl',you know you're gonna marry Walter in another couple seasons.

Shirley(sighs and then collects herself).Ok,back to 'Lady Of...'

The door opens yet again and Norm walks in.

Shirley.Do we hafta do this?

Laverne.It's part of the deal.

Shirley.Alright.

Laverne & Shirley.NORM!

Norm.Evening everybody!

Laverne.Whatcha lookin' for Norm?

Norm.World Peace,the Red Sox to win the World Series and Eternal Happiness, but I'll settle for a beer.

Shirley gets one from the fridge as Norm settles on the couch.

Laverne.So why aintcha at Cheers?

Norm.Sam's repainting the bar,'sides Vera's mother's in town again so I decided to step out for a few minutes.

Shirley hands Norm the beer.

Norm.thankee very much.

Norm sips beer and then gets up.

Shirley.Now what?

Norm.I just remembered I have to pick up the clothes from the cleaners before I get back.

He leaves.

The girls look at each other with the unspoken question of what other strangely weird and odd events will happen next.

To be cont'd?


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