Chapter 8: Secret Ingredient: Chefs Derby
By MsConanOBrien


Chapter 8: Jackpot For The Two Creeps

As the girls contemplated how much to gamble, there heard cheers across the room..and two voices theyd rather ignore at the time.
"Laverne...is that who I think it is?" Shirley said, worried.
"Yes!! Squiggy."
Laverne and Shirley having not much to gamble left the table and went to see what all the commotion was all about. When they got there they saw a crowd huddled around a slot machine. Laverne and Shirley pushed and shoved there way to the front to see Lenny at the slots and Squiggy talking to the audience. Lenny had a bucket full of quarters and was still winning!
"Squig, howd you guys get those quarters so fast?" Laverne asked.
"Please, Laverne, Im working."
"Squiggy!"
"Well, ok, Ill tell you," Squiggy then pulled the two girls aside and quietly told them. "You see, Lenny found this quarter and put it in the slot machine and won."
"Yeah, but all that money? We've only been here about 20 minutes!" Shirley shrieked.
"Will you keep it down woman! Let me finish my story. So anyways, I was fooling around with the machine and all of a sudden all these quarters started gushing out, and ever since then..we've won every game."
"Squiggy, thats like stealing!" Shirley said, worried that they will get into trouble.
"It is not! Its fate! God wants us to be rich."
"And when do you plan on stopping huh Squig?" Laverne asked.
"When we run outta quarters. Then we're gonna cash them in and buy ourselves some beauties."
"Uhh...Squig, I think thats illegal." Laverne warned.
"What? Buying some toads and cockroaches?"
The girls were then grossed out at what they would be spending their winnings on. However, they were NOT surprised.
"Hey, Squiggy--I think I need another bucket!" Lenny chimed in.
The crowd began to cheer for Lenny...not knowing the slot machine was broken. About 15 minutes later, there were no more quarters in the slot machine and the boys left to cash them in.
"Well, goodbye girls. We are off to the pet store." Squiggy said as he and Lenny took off to cash their winnings.


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