Chapter 7: Secret Ingredient: Chefs Derby
By MsConanOBrien


Chapter 7: Vegas Nite at the Chicago Pfister Hotel

After everyone was done eating (or atleast trying to make that last swallow) they all got up and went back to the hotel. As soon as they walked in they noticed that the back room was suddenly turned into a Vegas night decked out with slot machines and card tables galore. They all immediatly rushed off to gamble a little and hopefully win some money. Unfortunatly, Joanie was turned down for being underage and Richie, Ralph, & Potsie were all thankful that they had just turned 18. Joanie moaned and groaned here way back to the hotel room, but told Richie to win her some money. Everyone grouped off, and Mrs.& Mr.C rushed over to the poker table because Mr.C was well known for being a very good poker player. Mrs.C just sat down next to him to guide him along, although he knew every well what he was doing.
"Id go for pairs dear," she suggested, thinking it was a great idea.
"Marion, there are things you can get better than pairs. Such as flushes."
"Oh, Howard, do what you want. Im going to check out the giftshop and get something for Joanie." Marion then took off to the other side of the hotel to do some small shopping.
Meanwhile, Richie, Potsie, & Ralph decided to try and pick up some chicks at the slot machines. Ralph was sitting down at the slots when he noticed the brunette next to him. He told Richie and Potsie to pay close attention as he *worked his magic.* Ralph then leaned over to the girl.
"Excuse me miss, but if I give you a dime will I win you, or do I have to gamble a little?" Ralph said trying to be suave.
"No, but if you give me a quarter Ill pretend I didnt hear that."
Ralph then turned back to the slots.
"Did you catch that Potsie?" Richie joked.
"Didnt miss a second of it. Great work Ralph!"
"Shutup guys! Atleast I got somewhere with her!"
"Yeah, and if you go any further youll be kicked out!" Richie said, laughing.
"Oh yeah! Lets see you try and pick up a chick then Rich." Ralph shot back.
Richie and Potsie then laughed and walked away to get a snack.
Meanwhile.....
Laverne & Shirley had found a spot at a card table and decided to watch and learn. Confused, they left and went to look for Fonzie. They looked around, but Fonzie was nowhere to be found. After 20 minutes of searching, they found Fonzie in the lounge cuddled with a cocktail waitress and they quietly went back to the card tables.
"Boy oh boy Shirl, I sure hope Lenny & Squiggy dont mess up our vacation anymore!" Laverne whined nervously.
"Oh, come on Laverne, what else can they do? I think theyve done it all."
"I wouldnt hold my breath on that one too long Shirl, theyve done some pretty wild things."


Chapter 8: Jackpot For The Two Creeps



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