Chapter 6: Secret Ingredient: Chefs Derby
By MsConanOBrien


Chapter 6: Secret Ingredient: Chefs Derby

As minutes turned into an hour, the group started to become restless. A lot of whining was made about being hungry and Laverne could only imagine what Lenny and Squiggy were preparing. She whispered into Shirley's ear saying she should fake an illness and they book it, but Shirley declined because she was so hungry. Laverne begged because their reputation was at risk and she had just gotten hers good again. Shirley pointed out that going to church to check out the guys in the choir did not suddenly make her a saint. Finally, fifteen minutes later, dinner was served. Squiggy came out in a new outfit looking more ridiculous than ever with his apron on backward and his oven mits on the wrong way. Everyone dove into the big cheese pizza along with the big bowl of spaghetti and garlic bread. The pizza, which was miraculously not half bad was gone in 5 minutes and everyone went on to the spaghetti. Fonzie served everyones plate first and passed out the bread. As they were chewing the pasta, Marion noticed something odd about her sauce.
"What is all this stuff in my sauce?" She exclaimed.
"What stuff?" Howard asked.
"This white chunky stuff! I cant chew it!"
"Oh, hun it must be the parmesean cheese!"
"I guess you're right dear. Its awefully hard to chew."
Moments later Joanie noticed the same thing.
"Ick, mom! Look at mine, its cut out like a star!"
Marion checked out the *star* only to realize that it wasnt parmesean cheese- it was white cotton! Laverne and Shirley excused themselves to go to the bathroom, but instead headed for the kitchen. When they got there they saw the boys with scissors and a chefs hat.
"Lenny! Squiggy! What are you doing?!?!" Laverne yelled as the boys jumped and nearly fell on top of the stove top.
"Dont you ever do that again woman!" Squiggy threatened.
"Uhh, boys, do you want to explain how cotton got into our sauce?" Shirley asked, trying to keep her cool.
"No." Lenny refused.
Laverne then grabbed him by the collar, Lenny, of course, quickly changed tune.
"Well, ya see Laverne, the recipe called for white cotton only! Duh!"
"What?! Cotton?? Len, let me see that recipe," Laverne ordered.
Lenny gave the recipe to the two girls and Shirley nearly died.
"Lenny! This is not a recipe! This is the directions for the fabric cleaner!"
"Oh yeah! Then why does it say SAUCE on the cover?"
"Uh, Lenny, thats doesnt say sauce. It says SAFE. Thats the brand-name!"
"Hey dont yell at me! It aint my fault I failed 3rd grade!"
"Boys!" Shirley chimed in. "We are trying to impress everyone, and each moment you are around, we get more and more embarassed. So please leave!"
Lenny & Squiggy were insulted that they were yelled and and they didnt get good reviews on the sauce. The boys left the diner, and before exiting went the the table where everyone was sitting.
"I hope to serve you all again someday, but now we must go and feed our moths."
Lenny & Squiggy left before letting anyone respond and the girls watched from the kitchen. They were too embarassed to come out right away. After a few moments they dediced to sit back down. When they sat down they noticed no one finished eating and they all looked ill.
"Oh, girls, I hope the sauce didnt get you sick!" Marion worried.
"Oh no, thanks Mrs.Cunningham, we were just powdering our noses, right Shirl?" Laverne said, as she kicked Shirleys leg to let her to to go along with it.
"Oh right! Yes, its so hot, our makeup was running off."
"Did you catch it? Ha haha. I still got it, even with food poisoning." Ralph joked.

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