Chapter 5: Hibbies, A Place Where ANYTHING Can Happen
By MsConanOBrien


Chapter 5: Hibbies, A Place Where ANYTHING Can Happen

Everyone sat down at the big table and ordered their drinks. Small talk was made while waiting and Marion couldnt resist in asking more questions about Lenny & Squiggy. Richie asked why she was so interested in those to guys and she said she recognized their innocense in life. Laverne then argued that there's not anything innocent about them and they should seek some serious medical attention. Just then the waiter came out to take their order. He was short with dark hair and had a big chef hat on and looked very familiar. It was Squiggy!
"Hello, may I take your order?" The *waiter* asked.
"Squiggy! What are you doing here? Go home!" Laverne ordered.
"Oh Laverne, Laverne. Order or shutup. Now how is this lovely lady doing on this cold and bitter evening?" Squiggy asked Joanie, given Joanie the creeps and Howard an ulcer.
"Um, Squiggy, leave the girl alone ok?" Laverne told Squiggy. Laverne then asked why he was dressed up as a cook and Squiggy stated that he had to disguise himself as a cook because Lenny was the real cook and they wanted look "incospicus", which Shirley corrected him as "insconspicuous". Squiggy told her to mind her own thick ear wax (which distgusted everyone at the table) and took everyones orders. Laverne & Shirley apologized to everyone stating that it wasnt their fault they got rotten friends and if they had known friends were like that, they'd become home-bodies.
"Now girls friends come in all packages and while they might be a little strange, they are still friends." Marion said with a smile on her face.
"Yeah well, if you ask me, the man who put that package together must've been drunk." Laverne said, knowing she was right.
More small talk was made up until they realized they had been waiting for over a half an hour for the pizza. Shirley started to get nervous, reminding Laverne that Lenny & Squiggy would be making it and that they should take small bites and chew fast.
"If the way they make pizza is the way they make pudding, chewing wont be an option, Shirl!"

Chapter 6: Secret Ingredient: Chefs Derby



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