Chapter 4: A Circus Not For the Normal
By MsConanOBrien



Chapter 4: A Circus Not For the Normal

While the girls were on their date with Fonzie, Fonzie had told them something they werent too thrilled about.
"The circus?" Laverne whined.
"Yeah! The circus! I figured Id bring you two girls their so you could meet the Cunninghams."
"Oh, well we've already met them."
"Uh, Shirley," Fonzie stated, "having them see you knock out their son, and then a year later see you girls sharing a hotel room with them is not what I would classify as actually *meeting* them."
Laverne & Shirey then agreed to go to the circus- who knows, it might be fun! The found their seats and sat right in front of the Cunningham Crew. Formal introductions were made and hands were shaken, but Lenny & Squiggy had to have made the best introduction.
"Who is that man with the whip across in the ring?" Marion questioned.
"Oh my God, Shirl!" Laverne whispered to Shirley, "Look down! Squiggy is in the ring with the whip and Lenny is dressed as a lion."
Shirley squealed and both girls decided to pretend they didnt know Lenny & Squiggy. Just then, Squiggy screamed into the microphone, making it do a high-pitched sound, causing everyone to cover their ears.
"Listen to me all of you humans! You are under my control now, and what you are about to see, will amaze you! When I am done, we will settle into a circus-orgy!" Squiggy announced.
Squiggy then began dancing like a hyenia and Lenny starting jumping around the ring screaming gibberish. Just then, security came and hauled them away and before Laverne & Shirley thought it couldnt get anymore embarassing- it did.
"That was dedicated to the two sexy babes out their who always make us drool- Laverne & Shirley!" Lenny said before blowing his big air kiss to the girls.
All the girls could do was sink into their seats and repeat "Oh my God" under their breath for the next ten minutes. The crowd began staring oddly at the girls and they began to blush.
"Oh, you know them girls?" Marion asked.
"Umm....well sorta, they live above us, but we try not to brag about it too much." Laverne replied.
"Yeah, its kind of a *secret friendship*." Shirley added in.
"It aint even that Shirl!"
"Well, uh you see, theyre not like us. Or anyone for that matter. Theyre kind of special. They shouldnt be given a lot of attention." Laverne said, then suggesting to Shirley that they run away and never come back.
"Oh, well, theyre very nice boys! What are their names?" Marion asked.
The girls continued answering her questions, each time getting more and more humiliated of the fact that they know them so well. Soon, but not soon enough for the girls, the circus was over and everyone went out to dinner at Hibbies Pizza Casa down the street.

Chapter 5: Hibbies, A Place Where ANYTHING Can Happen



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