Two Foolish Surprises
By MsConanOBrien

Chapter 3: Two Foolish Surprises

Laverne went to go grab her nice shoes out of their trunk, when she suddenly screamed. Not surprised, yet totally distgusted, Laverne & Shirley found Squiggy packed in the trunk.
"Hello." Squiggy managed to say, running out of energy.
"What are you doing here?!?!?" Shirley yelled.
The girls questioned him as to why he was there, in THEIR hotel room, and why he snuck into their trunk. Before Squiggy was able to answer, Lenny crawled out from underneath the bed. Little did Laverne & Shirley know, but Lenny & Squiggy had been their ALL night! After Squiggy explained that he wanted to hook up with the bearded lady from the circus ("Women grizzlies drive me wild.") and Lenny said that he just wanted to see the flying toads, Laverne & Shirley kicked them out into the hall. But not for long. Squiggy then came busting through the door with one final message.
"Oh, Laverne, do yourself a favor. Drop a few pounds, you nearly killed my poor Lenny."
Laverne, then threw her shoes at them, but she was too late- Squiggy had managed to shut the door. But he was still on the other side.
"And thats an order woman!"
Now, the girls were sweaty and really steamed about the boys. They had to reapply her makeup, and look for Lavernes shoe. When they finally pulled themselves together they went downstairs to go meet the Fonz.





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