Ordinary Things
Part 6
By Missy

SERIES: Ordinary Things

AUTHOR: Missy

EMAIL: lasfic@yahoo.com

PART: 6 of  8 (?)

RATING:  NC-17  (thematic material; M/F sexual relations including oral)

PAIRING(s): L/L

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SETTING IN TIMELINE: California - alternate for Mummy's Bride, and canon right up to Lenny's mock-proposal.

SPOILLER/SUMMARY: Laverne takes Lenny's final proposal far more seriously than he intended.  When Laverne's mock-wedding starts to take on way more meaning than she intended, Shirley begins to question the validity of her rushed nuptials to Doctor Walter Meaney.

NOTES: From something Kath told me about the proposal scene.

 

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Laverne groaned as Lenny pressed her fiercely against the bedroom wall, gluing his mouth to hers.  She cried out in protest of his roughness, enjoying the thrill it gave her at the same time.  God, everything she felt for him was so painfully contrary!

 

His hands found the edge of her nightshirt and she let him pull it over her head and his eyes streaked up and down her body furiously.  Suddenly she was on her back on the middle of her bed, and Lenny was shucking his jeans and tee-shirt off.  His long, pale body slammed down on hers and she entangled her limbs around him, drawing him into the hot well of her body.

 

He thrust fiercely, jarring her bones and the bed, making her hips jerk up in response to his every gesture.  "Did you think about this?" he asked, squeezing her breasts with his left hand, balanced on his right, "did you think bout me sticking it in you?  S'that why your cunt's so hot?"

 

Laverne responded by bucking up, beyond finding offense at his language.  He talked endlessly about how hot she was, how wet she was, how he was going to do this to her until they were too tired to move, then he would wake her up and do it again.  She moaned and reached down, her hand teasing his balls, throwing the balance in her favor.

 

The dual sensations of wet pussy and soft fingers broke Lenny's willpower.  In two jarring thrusts she was drenched to the tune of his regret-filled moaning.  They lay hyperventilating together, body to body, alone in the pitch darkness.  She was so stunned by the violence of the act that she failed to notice she had the ammunition she needed. 

 

"What happened?" she wondered.

 

"You got me all worked up," Lenny replied.  She saw worry flicker across his face.  "Are you on the...?"

 

"Yeah, I'm on the pill," she said.

 

Lenny sighed, and she shifted her hips.  Deep within her she felt him expanding in response.

 

"Oh!" she said, surprised by the sensation.  She looked up into his face through the dim light of the evening and saw a wicked grin on his face.

 

"You ain't ever had a guy who could go twice in a night?" he asked.

 

"I ain't had as many guys as you think," Laverne said, then regretted revealing.

 

"I shoulda guessed - you're pretty tight," he winced.  "Do you hurt?"

 

His affection softened her.  "No, Len - I don't hurt."

 

He looked down at her for a few minutes, watching her face in the light.  His kiss surprised her, his lips raining sweetness down on her skin.  The second time he was as gentle as a feather caressing a kitten but no less passionate.

 

They lay in the darkness afterward, holding hands.  Laverne eyed her doom as he watched her back, big blue eyes filled with love for her.

 

He wanted to marry her.  He was GOING to marry her if she didn't stop him. 

 

What do I want?  Laverne wondered.  Had he come back here to use her as per their bet, or to make his claim on her as a wife?  It would be a miracle if he had come up here to touch her out of love.

 

"So, missus Kosnowski-to-be," he said, "wanna go downstairs and get a snack?"

 

Laverne was bereft of words. 

 

"Laverne!  Come down here!"

 

Her green eyes widened.  "SHIRLEY," she mouthed to Lenny, and Lenny's antic face made her wish she could laugh.  Laverne grabbed her discarded clothing from the floor and dressed hurriedly as Lenny did the same.

 

Downstairs, Shirley waited, Doctor Walter on her arm.  Shirley's eyebrow arched at the sight of Lenny coming out of their bedroom.  "Hey, Shirl," Laverne said blandly.

 

"Laverne, we've come to collect you," Walter said brusquely.  "Could you retrieve Shirley's gown from her bedroom and pack an overnight bag?  The minister's office closes at midnight."

 

"Which minister?"

 

Shirley smiled.  "Walter decided we shouldn't wait any more - after all, he might be shipped out at any time..."

 

"That's right - make hay while the sun shines, I always say..."

 

"You're getting married?  Tonight?" Laverne bit down the panic she felt.

 

"Yes we are," Walter smiled.  "I just couldn't wait to be with my honeybunch."

 

"And I can't wait to be with my Wallybear."

 

"Wallykins, honey.  I preffer Wallykins."

 

Laverne shot Lenny a desperate glance, and he, naturally, interrupted her request the wrong way.  "You got room for one more?"

 

Walter eyed Lenny distastefully, but Shirley gave his hand a sharp squeeze.  "Sure, why not?" Walter smiled, his eyes refusing to touch on Lenny.

 

"Okay, I'll go pack my bag, Lenny'll go pack his bag, and  Shirley'll wait in the car with you," Laverne decided.  "Where'd you find a preacher to wait up for you?  It's past eight."

 

"Oh, I know a father who lives in a room at a winery," Walter shrugged.  "He collects expensive Beaujolais.  Disgusting habit, but he could have worse ones."

 

Fear kissed Laverne's neck.  "Winery?"

 

"Oh yes, be sure to take a tinkle before you leave," Walter smiled at the gathered group.  "It's three hours out to the Sonoma Valley!"

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