The Best And Brightest
Chapter Six
By Missy
SERIES: Goosebumps!
SUBSERIES: Best And Brightest
PART: six of undetermined for this arc
Author: Missy
Email: lasfic@yahoo.com
RATING: PG (For language)
PAIRING(s): L/L; S/C; S/R
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DISCLAIMER: Laverne and Shirley, of course, not my property and belongs to its creators.
CATEGORY: Epic Drama
CANNON/SPOILERS: Pre-Reunion Show Cannon; set five years after the series' conclusion.
FEEDBACK: PLEASE?!
SPOILLER/SUMMARY: The Kosnoski and DeFazio clans finally meet; well, clash is more like it. Also, Rhonda returns from her honeymoon with a little surprise.
NOTES: The sixth and final chapter in the sixth portion to this series. For previous chapters, see the Goosebumps! Section at LAS Fic or The Look. The next arc will be entitled The Countess Wore An "L".
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"You're insane!" Carmine blurted, "There's no way I'm going to marry you!"
Shirley's eyes crinkled as she glared at him; Damnit, she was still cute, still beautiful.
"Carmine, if you don't marry me I'll turn you in to Equity for taking drugs on the job."
His eyes bulged out, "That's blackmail!"
"That's fair trade for Walter smacking me after your little New Years Eve call!"
He frowned, "That bastard touched you?"
"Yes, but I dealt with it."
He tilted his head, "You're sure there ain't another reason for you wanting to marry me?"
Shirley's eyes were steely, "Walter is suing me for custody of Veenie. He's in no position to even attempt filing, but you know how the court system works; he's marrying his bimbo and they'll look like a solid family unit." Her backbone solidified and she finished, "So don't marry me and keep Veenie from being given to two people who don't deserve her, or marry me and her being raised well is a sure thing."
Carmine smirked, "I can't say no to a beautiful lady."
His intoxicated state only encouraged him to grab her and plant a kiss on her lips.
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"That can't be right!" Wailed Ollie Kosnowski as he grabbed at the document Lenny held out.
"Sorry, dad," Lenny said, "It's all legit. Hey Vernie, wanna get married in Poland?"
She grinned, "Hey, if they serve those little cocktail weenies."
Ollie groaned, "Damnit..." He looked at Laverne, "Look, I don't have nothing against you; I remember what it was like, having to comfort Lenny every night when you rejected him. You must understand: he's my best, my brightest; my only son."
"Lenny's forgiven me." Laverne said, her voice serene, "Why can't you?"
Ollie looked at his son, then to his prospective daughter in law. Fully outnumbered, he found himself giving in.
"Fine. I forgive you?"
"And your blessing?"
He clapped Lenny on the shoulder, "Whatever makes you happy, Son."
Lenny grabbed Laverne about the waist, hoisting her shrieking form into the air with a delighted yelp. "I'm more than happy!"
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