The Best And Brightest
Chapter Five
By Missy

SERIES: Goosebumps!
SUBSERIES: Best And Brightest
PART: five of undetermined for this arc
Author: Missy
Email: lasfic@yahoo.com
RATING: PG (For language)
PAIRING(s): L/L; S/C; S/R

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DISCLAIMER: Laverne and Shirley, of course, not my property and belongs to its creators.

CATEGORY: Epic Drama
CANNON/SPOILERS: Pre-Reunion Show Cannon; set five years after the series' conclusion.
FEEDBACK: PLEASE?!
SPOILLER/SUMMARY: The Kosnoski and DeFazio clans finally meet; well, clash is more like it. Also, Rhonda returns from her honeymoon with a little surprise.
NOTES: The fifth chapter in the sixth portion to this series. For previous chapters, see the Goosebumps! Section at LAS Fic or The Look.

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What, Shirley?" Carmine snapped,"You want to talk about how you hung up on me, or how you turned me down cold when I asked you to come back?"

"When I was married. When you were very drunk," She shoved him out of the way. "I have something to ask you..."

"Yeah? To stop drinking? Smoking? BREATHING?!"

"No!" She shouted, "To marry me!"

***

"...The two of you having kids.." Laverne smirked, "Wow, this ought to be interesting..."

"Yeah, that's what Rhonda's ma said," Squiggy shrugged, "I love my little pigeon, though!"

"Oh, Squiggles!" She cooed.

"My lunch," muttered Laverne. At that point, the doorbell rang. She answered it, and wasn't shocked to see Ollie Kosnoski standing on the other end of her door.

"Let me in," He said, "I've gotta see my Lenny."

"He's not just your Lenny," She snapped, "He happens to be my Lenny too, and.."

"And nothing.." The commotion had drawn Lenny into the room, and his father shouted, "Son! I've heard from Poland!"

Lenny exchanged amused glances with Laverne, "Really?"

"Yeah! Got this in the mail today," He handed his son a piece of paper with a Royal Crest on it. "Didn't open it. Thought I'd save it for a special occasion."

He straightened his suit as Lenny broke the seal with his fingertip. Squiggy and Rhonda crowded around as Lenny read. He laughed out loud.

"Pop, this is great news!"

"Oh boy! Whattdya get?! A countess?! No: A duchess! A princess?!"

He smirked, "An all-expenses paid wedding, in Poland, to be films fer TV..." He took Laverne's hand, "To my best girl."

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Two responses, from two different men, to two situations, were blurted out at the exact same time. Hundreds of miles apart, and yet they were precisely the same reaction.

"WHAT?!"

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