Part 9

We last left off in Shirley's room, but let's skip to Lenny and Laverne for a sec...

Lenny is in Laverne's room talking to her, even though she's in a coma.

Lenny: Laverne? Hi, it's Lenny. Um, so how've ya been? (He laughs nervously) Oh Laverne (gets on his knees by her bedside)!!! How could this happen?! I love you so much! I love you more than that Chad guy ever could! I've loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you in third grade. Remember the L? I've still got it (pulls it out of his pocket) I take it everywhere I go! (starts to get choked up) Oh, Laverne... ya can't leave me like this... I was about to show you how much I care about you. I mean, I know you think I'm pretty gross and all, but... (stands over her, looking at her near lifeless form draped over the bed)

Suddenly she grabs him by the collar and gives him a big kiss.

Laverne(whisper): That was a beautiful speech, Len. But I'm pretty tired so could ya tone it down a bit?

Lenny: Anything you say!!! (calls down hallway) Hey everybody!!! She talked! She talked!!!


Meanwhile...

Shirley(slowly waking up): So you don't remember any of the vacation past when Rosie wanted you to get hypnotized?

Carmine: Shirl we've only been here a day! What vacation?!

Shirley: Omigosh! She really did hypnotize you!

Carmine: Huh?

Shirley explains to him about hypnosis (ie: forget about everything that's happened when I snap my fingers…)

Carmine: Why that overgrown spoiled brat!!!

Shirley: Now Carmine, we shouldn't be to hasty.

Carmine: Shirl? Do you realize what you're saying? This is the woman who waved Fabian tickets under your nose! We gotta do somethin'.

Shirley: You're right, and to think I was mak- (starts to say "making out with Fonzie", but remembers that what Carmine doesn't know won't hurt him) Never mind.

Carmine(shruggs): Well, Angelface, I'll see ya, you get some rest, okay? (Shirley nods) And Angelface? I love you. (::sigh::)

A minute passes and Fonzie comes in.

Fonzie(softly): Shirley? (walks over to her bed and looks down at her, she has her eyes closed and a small smile on her face) Oh, you're asleep. (kisses her forehead)

Shirley(murmurs): He said he loved me...

Fonzie(touches his heart): The Fonz is a sucker for a touching moment. (quietly steps out)

Meanwhile, Lenny and Laverne are talking in Laverne's room.

Suddenly Laverne stops in mid sentence.

Lenny: Laverne? (no response) Laverne? (no response)


WHY? WHY? Why did I stop here??? Because I love to keep you guys interested that's why :-)


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