They All Come To Jack's Bistro, Part 2

Scene 4:Inside Jack's Bistro,Jack welcomes the Voyager officers and shows them to a table.

Jack(giving them menus):Our special is a very exquisite Creme de Crepe Suzette spiced with a gentle dabbing of parsely and thymme.

Captain Janeway:Thank you.But for the moment I shall have some coffee.

Jack(signals to Cindy):Here take their order.(Hands her pad and pencil)

Scene 5:Outside.Laverne,Shirley,Lenny and Carmine are out celebrating their dual marriage.

Shirley:Oh look,a nice quaint little French restraunt.Let's try it Carmine.

Carmine:I don't know angel face.Looks a bit expensive.

Shirley:We could go halvsies with Lenny and Laverne.

Laverne:Now wait a minnit Shirl'..

Lenny:I think it's a nice idea you got there Shirl'.

Shirley:See even Lenny thinks it's a good idea.

Carmine:Well..

Shirley walks up and opens the door into scene 6: Cindy is serving the water to the Voyager crew table.

EMH:No water for me thanks.

Cindy:Ok(reaches across to take the water glass and stumbles spilling water all over Tuvok)Gee..I'm sorry..here..(gets towel and begins to wipe water off of Tuvok's shirt and accidentally makes cap come off)..Er..(on seeing Tuvok's ears)..

Tuvok(quickly puts cap back on):An hereditary genetic quirk.My parents had the same problem.

Jack(to Laverne & Shirley):Welcome to Jack's Bistro,table for four?

Carmine nods.

Jack(to Janet):Could you please sit them while I go see if Felipe is ready?

Janet:Sure Jack.(To Laverne,Shirley,Carmine and Lenny)Follow me please.(sits them in table oppsite from Voyager)

EMH(To Captain Janeway):Are my holoemitters going on the fritz or does that fellow over there look familiar?(points to Lenny).

Scene 7:The Keaton family is standing outside.

Mallory:A real French restruant.

Alex:A French restruant named Jack's Bistro..come off it Mallory.. this is as much a REAL French restruant as Grant College is a real REAL college.

Jennifer:Dad could you please make them stop.

Stephen:You sister Jennifer's right Alex.You two have been arguing like this all the way from Cleveland.Now we are going inside and enjoy a nice French dinner.



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