By Scott McClenny

         "Oh,No,Mr.Bill!"as Walter meets his fate over and over and over...

 

Scene 1 HIGHLANDER(A park outside Paris,Walter wakes up with

pigeon doo doo all over him.A tall dark stranger with a mean looking

sword is staring at him.Walter groggily hears him speak to him):

 

Duncan:I said,my name is Duncan McLeod of the Clan McLeod!

Walter:Wha..?

Duncan sets.

Walter,reality finally reaching his brain begins to run.

He just gets to the street when:

BLAM!

Richie(no not THAT Richie)runs him over on his motorcycle.

Richie(looks at Walter's splattered remains):Gee,I'm sorry Mac,I knew

he was your friend.

Duncan:Didn't you recognise him?

Richie:No,I always have to say that,force of habit really.

Duncan:That was the Walter Meeney who played so much havoc with

Shirley Feeney!

Richie:Gee Mac,can I run over him again,that guy really annoyed me!

 

Just as Richie revs up again the scene sifts to:

 

Scene 2 "...The Year is 2260,the name of the place BABYLON 5!"

(Londo and Vir are walking down the Zoccalo when they stumble across

Walter creeping on his knees)

 

Vir:Shouldn't we stop and help that poor man?

Londo:Are you kidding me Vir?If the humans want to treat their own like that....

(stops and stares at Walter)

My pistol Vir.

Vir:What are you going to do Londo?

Londo:Put the poor *%&%***@!! out his misery!

Vir:But Londo!

Londo:Don't you recognize him,that's THE Walter Meeney who cause more

suffering than a billion legions of Narn!

Vir:Can I shoot him myself Londo?

Londo:Well ok!

Walter gets up just as Vir fires and wakes up in scene 3:

 

Scene 3 DUKES OF HAZZARD(Roscoe is chaing Bo and Luke down

a Hazzard county road when something goes flying past.)

Roscoe(on radio):This is Sherriff Roscoe P.Coltrane,what was that I just

hit?

Enos:Sherriff you just ran down Walter Meeney.

Roscoe:The man who done stole the heart and then trampled down of poor

liitle ole Shirley Feeney?

Enos:Yes.

Roscoe:Ok,nothing important than.Got to get them Duke boys!

The scene sifts to:

 

Scene 4 THREE'S COMPANY(Walter finds himself standing in front of

the kids' kitchen door.Feeling thirsty he walks up to the door just as KA-BLAAM!

Cindy swings the door open!)

Cindy:Hello?Anyone there?

(Sees Walter lying there and bends over him just as Terri,Jack and Janet come

in.

Terri:What happened?

Cindy:I didn't mean it,honest!

Jack:You never mean it...say isn't that?

Janet:It certainly looks like it.

Terri:Well he certainly deserves some special TLC.

Cindy:What,who is he?

Janet:You really don't know?That's the Walter Meeney who broke

Shirley Feeney's heart!

Terri:Here we go(Jabs needle in Walter's derriere)

Walter screams and waks up in:

Scene 5:

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!:)



On To Part 2





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