Always Universe
Always About You
By Missy

SERIES: Always About You

UNIVERSE: Always...

AUTHOR: Missy

EMAIL: lasfic@yahoo.com

PART: 1 of 1

RATING: PG-13 (Adult thematic material, language

PAIRING(s): L/L; S/C; R/S; F/E

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CATEGORY: Romance

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SETTING IN TIMELINE: California, Post-I Do, I Don't

SEQUEL TO: Ever After, Always A Bridesmaid, Always Prepared, Always a Mess, Always Apologize First, Always a Challenge, Always Too Much Lasagna And Always There For You.  Ninth in this continuity.

Spoilers For: the entire universe, I Do, I Don't.

SPOILLER/SUMMARY: The results of Rhonda's biopsy come in, which may force Shirley to change her moving plans and Lenny and Laverne to delay their wedding.  But they all have a surprise coming...

 

***

 

Shirley Ragusa flinched as an errant pea rolled from her freshly washed porcelain serving dish and onto the skirt of her new pink peasant dress.  She caught it before it could roll out of its apron-like slope, then flicked the little green pod into the trash and turned back to her serving tureen, successfully concluding the process of giving herself another helping.

 

Suddenly, she heard Carmine's muffled snickering and looked up through the candlelight to see him grinning at her.  Automatically she grinned back, and just as reactionarialy his smile melted into something more tender.

 

"How's dinner?  I tried to cut all of the burned parts off of the chops and I put a little extra milk into the potatoes - they're not too soupy?"  She felt a rush of shame, knowing she'd failed the Betty Crocker test outright when the biscuits had been deemed too hard to be edible and given as gifts to the alley cats outside their window.  Shirley reasoned to herself that the least she could do was keep Carmine well-fed and their currently meager possessions well managed, now that her last day at Bardwells' had been served.  Instead their situation had her preoccupied, and she was unable to pretend for a moment she was June Cleaver.

 

"It's good, Shirley," he said, crunching on a small piece of pork chop -the section that hadn't been burned to black and trimmed away. 

 

"Don't flatter me!" But Shirley smiled, basking in the warmth of his praise.  "I need to know what I'm doing wrong or I'll never be able to cook well."

 

"You could never do anything wrong," Carmine insisted, drinking down his quickly warming bottle of Shotz, "if it doesn’t make me throw up, I'd call it good cooking."

 

"Such high praise from a gourmand!" she laughed, eating the last bit of peas on her plate.  Carmine's alphabetical progress across the plate engaged her for awhile, but soon Shirley's eyes drifted toward the telephone and the westernmost wall.

 

The boys' appartment, where Rhonda had been spending a lot of her time in the last three days.

 

It had been that long since Shirley, Lenny and Laverne had taken Rhonda home from her biopsy, and they had been painful hours, the anxiety chewing at her mind ceaselessly like rats in a frenzy.   Even though Carmine knew - had known since the night Laverne had in turn told Shirley about the possibility of Rhonda's cancer - the pressure of keeping the secret from Squiggy had been a heavier burden than she imagined.  She had eaten little this worried state of mind, though Carmine had encouraged her to consume her usual share of food - even now Shirley picked away at the rest of the suddenly unappetizing meal she'd worked all afternoon to prepare.  She decided firmly that she'd had enough and scraped her dish  into the wastebasket - what they hadn't touched was only fit to make a good meal for the strays.

 

"Here," Carmine said, pushing his plate toward her, "have some of my potatoes."

 

"I'm full."

 

"You barely touched your chops," Carmine scolded. 

 

"You sound like your mother," Shirley smiled - but this time it wasn't a true, easy one, and a visible darkness showed in her eyes. 

 

Carmine ignored that tease.  "Come here," he urged, tossing his napkin onto the table and holding out his arms.  Not hesitating once, Shirley pushed out her chair and walked over to him, sitting on his lap and placing her cheek against his shoulder. 

 

"I wish I knew," she said.  "It's the not knowing that hurts." 

 

"Imagine how Rhonda feels..." Carmine said, but his tone wasn't reprimanding - and she felt his body tense as soon as the words left his mouth, self-recriminating.

 

She jerked her head from his shoulder.  "Goodness, listen to me!  I'm making it all about myself, and I'm not the one who could be..." She couldn't bring herself to say 'dying'.

 

"It's natural, Shirl.  People do that all the time."

 

"I think that's why I'm upset.  It's my job to make everything okay, and this time I can't."  A long-held sentiment, and the first time she'd said it out loud.

 

"No, baby," he said, rubbing her back.  "It's your job to never give up.  Without you, I wouldn't know how to keep going."

 

She looked into the dark fathoms of his eyes, knowing he still saw her as Shirley The Ever-Hopeful, Shirley the Keeper of High Hopes.  Even at her lowest, he thought she was an angel.  "Thank you," she said simply, pressing a kiss to his lips, and upon breaking it added, "I've felt so inhuman for the past three days!"

 

At those words, the front door burst open and she tumbled from Carmine's knee.  That Squiggy didn't notice their intimate pose and didn't even say 'hello' caused an already serious atmosphere to become grave.

 

"Rhonda wants you," he said, in a tone Shirley didn't recognize.  "The doctor called."

 

Stiffly, Shirley rose to her feet, feeling some part of the burden rise from her shoulders.  Squiggy knew - Rhonda had told him.  The secret was no longer hers to hold.  In a state of relief she moved with Carmine to meet Squiggy and together they walked to Rhonda's apartment, where the door was wide open.

 

The blonde sat on her bright pink couch, her head on Laverne's shoulder as she rocked the actresses' weeping form back and forth.  Lenny sat beside them, rubbing Laverne's back and staring silently ahead, his eyes rimmed with red rings after an apparent attack of tears.   Shirley didn't need to be told the answer to the question once tormenting her, and instead opened her arms and took them each in turn to her embrace.

 

***

 

Five Days Later

 

***

 

"Okay, that'll be fifty cents."

 

The child sucking on the wooden paddle from his Hoodsie Cup smiled before reaching up and placing a sticky half-dollar in Lenny's palm.

 

"Eww...thanks." he wiped his sticky palm against his jeans as the kid scampered back to his playmates.  Lenny watched the kid go with a smile on his face, remembering his own childhood, which so rarely contained the simple pleasure of ice cream.  He looked down to ring open the cash register, dumping the coin inside and pushing the drawer closed.   It wasn't a bad haul for the past two days thus far - fifty bucks and it had just hit five.  If he got to the soccer field in Brentwood by six, he'd probably break the eighty dollar mark by the end of the weekend...

 

Where was that breeze coming from?  Had he left the door open?

 

"Surprise!"

 

Lenny whirled around in the sudden, tight embrace of his fiancée, nearly pulling them both to the floor with his frantic gyrations.  "Vernie!" he yelped out, and then looked her up and down.  She wore a charcoal gray suit jacket, white blouse, mid-shin-length red skirt and black pumps with opaque stockings, her hair tied up in a bun.  "What happened to you?" he blurted out, earning him a punch on the shoulder.

 

"I was on an interview," she explained, with a little sigh.  "Remember?  I told you this morning I'm going in for inventory at Bardwells after hours?  And since I didn't have to be in this morning I went out on a couple of interviews a headhunter found for me?"  He looked frightened.  "I already told you - these are the good kind of headhunter who don't boil people in oil."

 

Distracted by her proclaiming, Lenny was left to wrack his brain desperately.  "No," he finally admitted.

 

"Len, do you ever listen when I talk?"

 

He gave her a horrified look.  "YEAH!  I like listening to you, Vernie," he insisted.  She visibly showed disbelief and he took her by the shoulders, gently steering her over to the passenger side seat of the truck.  "How did your interviews go?"

 

"I dunno," she admitted, taking her hair down from the bun and fluffing it out.  "I always stink at that part...Len, watch and listen at the same time," she ordered.  He had been listening to her with his eyes closed.

 

"I dunno if I can."

 

"Just remember the little engine, Len - if you think you can, you can."  He opened both eyes extra-wide and tilted his ears toward her.  "Anyway, it ain't like the jobs are any different from the one at Bardwells.  It's just more line work  - only instead of wrapping or bottlecaping, I'd be packing chocolate at Sees, capping cola for Coke, or loading boxes to ship at Sears..."

 

"You'd work for Coca Cola?" Lenny gaped.

 

"Not for free," she smirked, but the smile faded away.  "I'm startin' to feel like I was born to stand next to a conveyor belt all day," she complained.

 

"You're good at standing," Lenny insisted gently, and with sincerity.

 

She shook her head.  "I feel like I'm stuck.  I can't type fast or file well, so I can't work in an office.  I stink at school - college, forget about it  - who could afford that?  It looks like it'll be line work until I croak."

 

"You sayin' I can't take care of you?" he whined.  "I always thought you'd quit working when we got married and I'd..."

 

"...take care of me."  she pressed her palm to his mouth.  "I'm not sayin' you can't.  I'm saying I don't want you to."  She must have seen the panic in his eyes, because she pressed her palms to his shoulders.  "I'm so tired of being pushed around by my bosses, Len.  Just one time, I wanna be in control of my own life when it comes to work..."

 

"Hey," he soothed, embracing her.  "This ain't about the wedding, is it?"

 

She stiffened in his arms.  "Why do you think every time I feel stuck, it's about the wedding?"

 

Lenny smirked humorlessly.  "'Cause we ain't in control of that, either.  And every time Rhonda brings it up, you start chewing your nails."

 

She was chewing her nails - and had apparently been unaware of it.  She pulled her hand away from her mouth and sighed.  "I tell you I went dress shopping with Rhonda and Shirl?"

 

"Nope."

 

"Yeah - everything either made my butt look big or my boobs look too small."  She buried her face in his chest and grumbled, smearing his Raiders tee shirt with mascara.  "I think I might have to marry you naked." He bit his palm, giving her a laugh.  "Gee, you shouldn't've laughed - I was serious."

 

Lenny's mind momentarily spaced out at the idea of Laverne marching down the aisle naked, but he snapped back to reality and faced down the disorganized and yet functional progress their wedding preparations were taking. 

 

To their mutual surprise, Rhonda had taken an increased interest in their nuptials - mostly it seemed to take her mind off of the side-effects of her radiation therapy, which at this point to only brought her nausea and exhaustion.  Lenny recalled that Squiggy had taken her to her latest treatment that day, the second and expected to be the last for the next two weeks, then they would resume, once a week for the following five weeks.  After that, everything hinged on her tests - if they cancer was cured, there would be no delay in their plans.  If they came back positive, then Rhonda might require a mastectomy and chemotherapy - her worst nightmare. 

 

Lenny made himself think of the wedding once more - focusing on Rhonda would make him upset, which would make Laverne upset and thus they would both end up upsetting Rhonda when they saw her later.  Between the four of them - Shirley included - they had only managed to agree on an October 25th wedding date - three days before the feast of Saint Jude and Lenny's birthday - and a photographer - the entire wedding party bringing their own cameras, plus one "official" Polaroid camera.  All the other arrangements hung in the air; he and Laverne had been searching for a Catholic parish at which to take pre cana, unable to step foot into Saint Michaels' because it was Frank's church.  They had made arrangements to visit two of them that weekend, and if they didn't find shelter Lenny vowed to either make the choice by flipping a coin or drive until he saw the bright lights of Las Vegas.  Laverne couldn't wear her mother's dress - as she'd always planned - and they couldn't use Frank's connections for the food, so a potluck reception looked likely, as did the reception location - the tented pavilion on Pilot Whale beach.  Lenny knew Shirley would con Carmine into singing for free, and for additional entertainment they could always use records and stereo speakers or he could play a little - hell, he could even gather together the Squiggtones for one more gig.  They hadn't even discussed a guest list, but Lenny figured they'd end up with around twenty people - just enough to fill a small chapel.  Their biggest concerns seemed to be paying for a dress and flowers.  Dresses, he winced, remembering that the bridesmaids had to be shod, and then there were tuxedos for the groomsmen...   It was just as well that he and Laverne had been spending the majority of their days jostling for a position in front of her portable electric fan.  They really hadn't been thinking when they abandoned Milwaukee's ninety-degree weeklong summer heat waves for the hundred-degree monthlong heat waves of an early California summer....

 

"Len," Laverne muttered, "I'm up here."

 

When had he begun staring blankly at her cleavage?  He mustered a sheepish smile.  "Sorry."

 

"S'Ok.  Not like you can see them."  Lenny chuckled, which earned him a tiny smile from Laverne.  "You thinking about the honeymoon?"

 

He felt goosebumps spread over his upper arms at the very thought.  There was more money they didn't have, and he would settle gladly for a week in bed with cool sheets lying naked between Laverne's thighs.  The idea made his jeans incredibly tight and he groaned.

 

"You are thinking about the honeymoon..." she teased, her hand finding a comfortable place on his right thigh.  He jerked upward, his forehead bashing against the roof of the truck.  "Geez..." she took him into her arms and made a few comforting murmurs deep in her throat, kissing the little red mark the impact had made.  "Don't do that every time I touch you," she instructed - he did have a tendency to leap and wince at the lightest touch of her hand.  "you'll end up in a neck brace and I'll be a virgin for the rest of my life."

 

Lenny grimaced at those last words, for she spoke the still-valid truth about her cherry.  Since the night she had nearly scratched the skin off of his cock trying to get a rubber on, the opportunity for alone time had been thwarted by exhaustion.  For the past week, they had slept spooned together in defiance of the heat and woken with skin adhered by sweat which they were forced to peeled apart at whatever painful cost before sharing an ice-cold shower.  Each night passed, and before they slept they fooled around in the usual way, which seemed to please her and definitely pleased him.  He had bought a new rubber to replace the one she'd ripped, but not one of those nights seemed like the right time for the ultimate 'it'.

 

"That the only thing you own that don't have an L on it?"  He blurted out, trying desperately to change the subject.

 

She showed no distress at the randomness of his mind.  "Pretty much," she leaned back in the chair, her hand coming to rest comfortably and not-at-all-intentionally-incitingly upon his thigh one more time.   This time he didn't jump, but his muscles tensed.  "Gimmie a little good news.  Did you call Emmy for your certificates?"

 

Lenny nodded - while Laverne had possession of both her confirmation certificate and her baptismal record, kept in pristine lamination by Shirley, Lenny had left everything but his birth certificate and driver's license behind  for safekeeping with his sister back in Milwaukee.  "I wired her.  It's cheaper that way."

 

She reached over to stroke his chin with her other hand.  "Smart.  You're always thinking..."

 

He pulled away from her.  "Don't tease me!"

 

"I was serious, Len." She drew him closer again.

 

"Really?" he muttered against her mouth.

 

"Really really."

His kiss cut off further questioning, his warm palm falling to her lap and caressing her cool outer thigh and steamy inner thigh the way she was doing to his.

 

He closed his eyes at her gentle caress, but then he heard the rasp of a zipper being lowered.  He opened them just in time to see Laverne let go of his fly and unbutton her jacket. 

 

He ripped his mouth away from hers.  "Vernie!"  he panicked.  "We can't!"

 

"Why not?"

 

"We're in a park."

 

"So?"  the last button of her jacket gave.

 

"There are kids everywhere!"

 

"They can't see in here..." She pressed her lips against his, using her persuasive powers to trick him into relaxing.

 

"Hey, mister!"

 

Lenny's arms were at his side and his mouth detached from Laverne's in one ungainly movement - she yelped and her own hands were off of him and at her side in a move that reminded him of the old days, when she found him sort-of-repulsive.  The voice piping for his attention belonged to a blond haired boy of around twelve, wearing a bright paisley shirt and jeans, hands expectant at his hips.  Lenny poked his head out of the window and grimaced as the sun nearly blinded him, trying to keep his hips out of view.

 

"How much for a Nutty Buddy?" the kid asked, whiny and self-indulgent in tone.

 

Lenny forced his features into a professional smile.  "Fifty cents."  He heard Laverne shuffling herself into a more sexually neutral position, her hands rebuttoning the suit jacket as he ducked back inside to unliberate his freezer of a Nutty Buddy, discreetly zipping his fly up when he bent over the bin.  He caught sight of her pained smile, and got a look at the boys' expression of confusion as the strange woman smiled at him.  Lenny handed the bar to the boy, and another sticky half-dollar waited for him attached to an eager, smiling face.   It seemed that the business of earning a living was expected to run smoothly and efficiently as a printing press, moving ever onward when the button wasn't pressed to stop it - no matter the drama of humanity.

 

"Where are you going?" Laverne asked, unbuttoning her suit jacket.

 

"The soccer field in Brentwood.  Last game before the Junior Cup's today."

 

"Do you mind if I hang out with you and help?  When you're done we can grab dinner and go home for a nap - they don't need me until eleven..."

 

"You think I'd mind?" he wondered, giving her a silly look.  Why would she ever think he would mind?

 

"Nope - but asking's nice," she smiled, stretching backward in the seat and cracking her bones. 

 

He watched her body and felt a sweet longing in his own.  Later, he reminded himself.  Self-denial had never been Lenny Kosnowski's forte, but he would do anything for his woman, and he wasn't going to give in to his own wants and hurt Laverne.  There would be a time for them, he understood as the key turned in the ignition, and this wasn't it.

 

***

 

"I don't believe we're having this conversation."

 

Shirley chewed her lower lip as she eavesdropped on Carmine's telephone call.  Mister Donaldson had rung him at  past three that afternoon, and now it was nearly eight at night and no sense of reconciliation seemed to exist.  The discussion circled around viciously, like a shark in a tank.  

 

"No...she's one of our closest friends...she has cancer, how the...no, I know you couldn't hold the auditions...I'm asking you to...damn it!  No, I know this is the opportunity of a lifetime...money was never that important...she could die...it's...no, we don't know for sure...she's not my wife's best friend...she's our friend...a family friend, yes..."  At least Carmine wouldn't have to pay for the charges for such a frustrating conversation.

 

Picking up Boo Boo Kitty, Shirley looked into the smooth green of the cat's eyes.  Ever placid and forgiving, she felt a sense of security in the weighted bulk of her stuffed animal's being while knowing that there would be no real question of what might happen once Carmine hung up.  The only unknown lay in her strength - did she have the courage to face an unplanned future, or would she give in to her own need to advance in society and cling to what she had won?

 

"No...I'll think about it....I have to talk to my wife...I'll call you back...bye."  Carmine slammed the phone down, then kicked the crate they used in want of an end table, muttering an Italian variation on the word motherfucker.

 

"Just swear in English, Carmine.  I know what that means."

 

He had the grace to blush.  "Yeah?"

 

"Yeah - I learned it from Laverne."  Carmine crossed the room and sat down beside her, bouncing the entire bed under his squat weight. 

 

With not an ounce of his typical charisma, Carmine delivered the news to her bluntly.  "The landlord won't hold it for us."

 

Her stomach fluttered.  "Do you still need me to cosign the lease?"

 

He shook his head.  "I don't think so.  He says they need us to be there in two days to occupy the unit or they can legally start showing it to other people."

 

Shirley buried her face against his shoulder.  "So we have to go..."

 

"There'll be other apartments, Shirl...we'll just tell Arnie to forget about it and have everything sent back from storage.  It'll cost an arm and a leg, but it's Arnie's arms and legs..."

 

"There'll never be another Camelot for you," Shirley murmured.

 

"Hundreds of shows play in New York all year.  There'll be other parts, too..."

 

"This is a major opportunity, Carmine.  You'll never have this kind again."

 

"Well, yeah," Carmine grunted.  "But Rhonda needs us."

 

Shirley smiled waveringly.  "She needs me to nurse her, but she'd  understand if you left."

 

Carmine's face turned a shade paler beneath his tan.  "You telling me I should go there without you?"

 

She managed a nod.  "Not for very long - until we know for sure about Rhonda's condition.  And Laverne and Lenny need me to help plan the wedding.  Poor Laverne's at her wit's end flying through this solo, and Lenny barely knows the difference between a cummerbund and a cucumber.  When everything's settled, you can fly down for the wedding and then we can fly up to New York as a couple the next day."

 

He shook his head, the frustration of speaking to Arnie Donaldson still evident in his voice.  "I wanna live with you, damnit!  I didn't spend every Saturday night in the shower chattering my teeth out to end up in a long-distance marriage.  And did you forget I'm friends with Rhonda, too?"

 

"But this is the best chance you've ever had at a starring role in a major city.  If anyone can understand ambition like that, it's Rhonda."  She rested her cheek against his back.  "Carmine, if you don't get on that bus tomorrow, will you regret it twenty years from now?"  He remained silent.  "You would.  And you know you would." 

 

"Where are you going to live?" he asked the wall.  "Tonight's our last night, remember?  Gary said something about renting the place to some hambone actor named West..."

 

She sighed.  "I think...I don't believe I'm suggesting this...I think I could stay in the boy's apartment."

 

Carmine stared at her dumbfoundedly.  "You want to live with Lenny and Squiggy?"

 

"It's not really their place anymore - Lenny's practically living with Laverne, and they'll be moving into our - her - apartment when they're married.  Squiggy spends all of his time in Rhonda's unit, so technically they've already moved out - it's just that neither of them have faced it yet.  I don't take up much room, and I could get my bed back from Laverne.  I would even take a sleeping bag on the floor..."

 

"No!  I'm not going to let you sleep on their floor - have you ever seen it in daylight?"

 

"I know how to clean, Carmine," she insisted.

 

"What about money?" 

 

"I'll get a job waitressing."

 

"Shirley!  Don't you remember Dead Lazlo's place?"

 

"Yes, but I also remember the Pizza Bowl and Cowboy Bills.  I'm a perfectly competent waitress when I have decent fellow waiters," she reminded him. 

 

"It takes two salaries to keep that place running..."

 

"Two Lenny and Squiggy-sized salaries," Shirley reminded him.  "Besides, it's only..."

 

"I know it's only temporary," Carmine sighed.  She saw him waver and finally crack.  "I'll help out.  I'll send as much of my checks home as I can manage..."

 

That was impossible, especially in New York.  "Carmine, if you end up working as a bus boy..."

 

"I don't care.  I'd rather live on ramen noodles in a hole in the wall and have you walking around in diamonds!"

 

She shook her head.  There it was again - that image of her as Saint Shirley, bedecked in clouds..."And nothing else?" she teased, reaching behind her and unbuttoning her dress.  She felt relieved, relaxed and thought that everything was settled at last.  Their course seemed incredibly sensible, and Shirley felt that she could bear living out of a suitcase with only a bed and crates filling up the empty space, if she could have this one perfect, unblemished night with Carmine..

 

How had they both ended up naked?  He seemed to have blinked away her clothing, like that genie from TV.  His hands on her body were playful this time, slow, as if trying to memorize her slight curves.  It might be a month before they could do this again, and he seemed to want every crevice to linger in his mind...then there was no separation, no individuality...she didn't speak, didn't cry or call or rebuke - there seemed no need for language at such a time.

 

Hours and days ticked past into months as they lay locked in one another's embrace, his cock knocking against her diaphragm, deeper inside of her than ever before, moans uniting with sighs, grunts and prayers.  She came before she thought to breathe, feeling him scald her within, leaving behind sensation and memory for her to treasure until they could meet again.

 

They slept too early, aware that at six he must leave.

 

 

***

 

The following day - a Sunday so blisteringly hot that she wore her shortest and lightest dress and no stockings - she and Lenny and Laverne and Squiggy and Rhonda put Carmine on a train to New York with nothing more than a suitcase and memories.

 

"I'll call every day until everything gets settled," he whispered in her ear, aware of Shirley's tears and his own wavering voice. 

 

"You can't afford that," she scolded.

 

"I'll reverse the charges," he teased.  Then, like a soldier in a World War II telefilm,  he doffed his "Big Ragoo" jacket and waved it over his head, causing Lenny and Squiggy to shout and clap as if they were witnessing a great rodeo.  Laverne and a sickly and yet untouchably strong-looking Rhonda held each other up, the events of the past week making any sort of goodbye a difficulty.  Carmine didn't have the luxury of self-denial, and so he picked Shirley from the ground and kissed her until her cheeks suffused with blood, making her glow under the hazy morning sun.  He let her go and ducked inside as the porter closed the door behind him.

 

Shirley chased the train to the end of the line, where Laverne caught her and pulled her back up onto the platform.

 

"Don't get squished, Shirl.  Carmine would hate havin' to keep you in a hatbox," Lenny snorted.

 

Shirley straightened her dress.  "Leonard, I'm not trying to flatten myself.  I simply..."

 

"...Forgot you was on the train tracks," Lenny replied, as another train whistled to a stop where she had been standing seconds before.

 

"Do you need a ride?" Laverne interrupted.

 

"I'm takin' Rhonda to the Tar Pits," Squiggy said, "you can come with us and scare away the flies..."

 

Shirley's glare shut him up.  "I think I'll walk, Andrew."

 

"I wish you'd come with us to the church, Shirl," Laverne said, her voice trembling.

 

"Vernie, you'll do just fine," she said.  "Even without Leonard's records, you're a nice, handsome young couple, and churches need as many hip, young parishioners as they can get.  Why wouldn't they want to marry you?"

 

"Us, hip?" Laverne snorted.

 

"Speakin' of hips, me and Laverne better hotfoot it to Saint Francis' before morning mass starts."

 

That nonsensical uttering somehow made Shirley feel  lonelier.  "I'll see you later.  Maybe we can have breakfast?"

 

"Sure, we'll pick you up at Laurel Vista."  Laverne said, taking Lenny's hand and swinging her purse with every step as they walked away.  As a couple, they both looked ludicrously uncomfortable in their fancy Sunday clothing but wore the day with some sort of unearthly ease.

 

"All right..." she said to the nothingness.

 

"And you sure you don't want to come with us to the pits?" Squiggy asked.

 

"Yes, Andrew."  She secretly felt that it would be best for Rhonda and Squiggy to spend more time together alone, while there was still time left to make good memories, and now that Rhonda's car was out of the shop they could travel in style.

 

"You choose, you lose," Squiggy shrugged, taking Rhonda by the hand and leading her away.  Much later, Shirley pulled herself together and walked the short distance back to the Laurel Vista building.

 

It was a lonely time.  Used to having Carmine or Laverne at her side, Shirley felt somewhat isolated as she drifted through downtown, keeping her eyes peeled for help wanted signs.  She noticed one at a diner named Lou's and decided to grab the position, but the door was locked and a sign informed her they would be opening at eight - two hours from now, Mickey Mouse told her.  Her feet pained her, but Shirley didn't stop until, at last, Laurel Vista welcomed her in its empty confines and she collapsed. Sweaty but exhausted, she laid herself down onto Laverne's couch.  Shirley had a few hours at least before Lenny and Laverne would return to collect her, and sleep felt like a reasonable response to such an early rising...

 

A banging came from down the hall, startling her out of her light dozing.  "Lenny!" shouted a familiar feminine voice, her voice echoing through the air.  Shirley gasped, pulling on her shoes.

 

"Who the hell is that?"  She wondered, the voice ringing a bell but not providing her a face, then winced at her own choice of language.  To the tune of the endless shouting, she rushed to the door of the apartment, then opened it.

 

Before Lenny and Squiggy's apartment stood a tall blonde woman in a housedress, her hair done in a heavily sprayed Marlo Thomas-esque flip held back by a blue headband.  Long eyelashes were spiky with tears, bare shoulders shaking as she wept, her face hidden against the door.

 

"It's okay, mamma," a small child no older than eight said from beside her.  His blond hair and blue eyes marked her as a near relative to the sobbing woman.

 

"I'm sorry," Shirley said, strongly but with enough consideration as to not frighten the visitor, "Lenny isn't home right now.  He's off on his rou..."  and trailed off as the woman turned her face toward the sound of the intruding voice.

 

The visitor squinted, which made her look nearly as young as the boy at her side.  "Shirley?"

 

Her heart nearly stopped from the surprise as she recognized the woman beneath the racoonish eyeliner. 

 

"Emmaline."

 

THE END

 

SOUNDTRACK:

1: Ode to Billie Joe - Bobbie Gentry

2: Summer In The City- The Lovin' Spoonfuls

3: Devoted To You - The Everly Brothers

4: Anything You Need - Nanci Griffith

5: Hello, It's Me - Todd Rundgren

To "Always There For You"
To "Always Looking Higher"