There Is No "I" In Private
Chapter Five
By Missy

SERIES: Goosebumps!
SUBSERIES: There is no "I" in Private
PART: five of undetermined parts for this arc
Author: Missy
Email: lasfic@yahoo.com
RATING: PG-13 (For language, anatomical refferences)
PAIRING(s): L/L; S/C; S/R

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DISCLAIMER: Laverne and Shirley, of course, not my property and belongs to its creators.

CATEGORY: Epic Drama
CANNON/SPOILERS: Pre-Reunion Show Cannon; set five years after the series' conclusion.
FEEDBACK: PLEASE?!
SPOILLER/SUMMARY: Laverne and Lenny try to cope with life under the gaze of royal watchers, who begin to impede upon their honeymoon. Meanwhile, Shirley becomes desperate to safeguard her custody of Veenie, and Rhonda gets some long-awaited news.
NOTES: The first chapter in the eighth portion to this series. For previous chapters, see the Goosebumps! Section at LAS Fic or The Look.

Kath has written a lovely wedding night within the cannon for these two; see Impure Thoughts to read it!

And yes, I couldn't quite figure out how to spell the name of Lenny's sovereign mini-nation, so I improvise.

Quick, connecting chapter to the end.

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"Lenny, you absolutely cannot abdicate!"

"Lanie, I love ya, but God, but out!" His hand tightened upon Laverne's as the rushed down to the throne room. Laverne had tried to draw him aside, but he wouldn't allow her to ask him a single question.

As the stepped before the curtained podium, Lenny's fingers quivered. Laverne's steadying grip calmed him significantly.

"If this is what we gotta do," she whispered. "We'll do it."

And as the curtain rose he gave her a kiss.

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Shirley trembled at the end of the aisle, her best dress stained in sweat. They hadn't been able to locate any of the DeFazio family, nor Squiggy and Rhonda.

Veenie, very solemn in her violet dress, soothed her. "S'Ok, Mama. Uncle Carmine's nice."

With a trembling smile, she agreed he was.

But when the wedding march started, she took one look at his semi-conscious form at the end of the aisle...

And bolted out the door she had entered through.

To Part 4

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