No Barking
By Missy

SERIES: Goosebumps!
SUBSERIES: No Barking
PART: one of one parts for this arc
Author: Missy
Email: lasfic@yahoo.com
RATING: G
PAIRING(s): L/L; S/C; S/R

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DISCLAIMER: Laverne and Shirley, of course, not my property and belongs to its creators.

CATEGORY: Epic Drama
CANNON/SPOILERS: Pre-Reunion Show Cannon; set five years after the series' conclusion.
FEEDBACK: PLEASE?!
SPOILLER/SUMMARY: The Kosnoski and Ragusa families find their first pets.
NOTES: The first of one chapter in the twelfth portion to this series. For previous chapters, see the Goosebumps! Section at LAS Fic or The Look.

The start and end of this arc!

Consider it a reprieve before the tension of the next two arcs.

***

"How about a dog?"

"Oooh, how about that cute little puppy, Veenie? With the cute, fluffy fur?"

"Eww! Puppies are so cute! I don't want one."

"Oh dear..."

"Maybe a kitten?"

"Oooh, I always wanted a kitten when I was your-"

"No! Ooooh!!"

"Oh no..."

"Oh yes..."

"I love him! He's sooo cute, mamma, and so scaly, and he's green, and..."

"And he's an iguana!"

"You're not gonna say no, are you?"

"Uh...Carmine?"

"He looks healthy to me."

"Do you promise to keep him in his cage?"

"When I'm not home."

"And to keep him out of mommy's sight?"

"Most of the time."

"Well, I guess I don't have a problem...Shirl?"

"Is everyone going to stop speaking to me if I say 'no'?"

"Yes."

"You can keep him."

"EEE!"

***

"If we're gonna be home fer a long time, Vernie, we're gonna need someone to watch over ya..."

"Len, I'm pregnant; I ain't dyin' or somethin'!"

"Yeah, well, I ain't takin' chances."

"And I ain't made of glass!"

"My heart is. So there..."

"That's a nice idea. Use it in a song."

"Not now...how do ya feel about him?"

"Nah...Not him...he's too foofy...Nah...they're all cute, but they ain't...mine."

"We could go to anotha shelter..."

"I don't think my tummy could take it, Len..."

"Okay..."

"Aww! These guys're cute...aww! He's crawlin' on my arm!"

"Vernie, those ain't puppies..."

"I know; I ain't ever wanted a cat. But he's so cute. Look at his wiskers!"

"Ya sure ya want him."

"Uh-huh!"

***

"So what's his name?"

"Lenny."

"Veenie! Carmine, stop laughing..."

***

"So what's his name..."

"I was thinkin' of Boo-Boo Kitty."

"That's cute, Vernie."

"Ain't it?"



To Only Choose Once
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