The Countess Wore An L
Chapter Two
By Missy

SERIES: Goosebumps!
SUBSERIES: The Countess Wore An L
PART: two of undetermined for this arc
Author: Missy
Email: lasfic@yahoo.com
RATING: PG (For language)
PAIRING(s): L/L; S/C; S/R

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CATEGORY: Epic Drama
CANNON/SPOILERS: Pre-Reunion Show Cannon; set five years after the series' conclusion.
FEEDBACK: PLEASE?!
SPOILLER/SUMMARY: Lenny finally graduates, and the gang heads to Poland, where mystery and intrigue await them.
NOTES: The first chapter in the seventh portion to this series. For previous chapters, see the Goosebumps! Section at LAS Fic or The Look. The next arc will be entitled The Countess Wore An "L".

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Laverne clung to Lenny as the mayor excitedly dragged them through the press line. There wasn't a single American in the bunch, and so Laverne struggled with the different dialects and accents, mostly babbled in strange languages she hadn't ever heard before.

Security forces, wrapped in dark blue uniforms, parted the crowd, and the tiny group of Milwaukeeans clung together as they were seated in an elegant, World War II-era black limousine. Shirley, Carmine, Veenie, Squiggy and Rhonda were shoved into limos separate from their friends.

Excitedly, he chattered about how excited the nation was to see them; this tiny county had been inflamed by the notion of royalty, a handsome, real royalty, returning to town at last.

The cortege pulled to a stop in front of a huge, iron-gate-guarded mansion. The entire thing seemed to be made of ivory, it glowed so brilliantly.

Laverne, who had been silent throughout the mayor's endless speech, finally blurted out, "Oh boy!" It was all she could manage.

The mayor smiled at Lenny condescendingly, "Provincial girls; they're so cute."

Lenny glowered at the man, "Don't talk about my girl like that."

"Yes, yes...and here's your press secretary now!"

The door swung open, and there stood Lenny's sister.

Lainey Kosnowski resembled her brother strongly, but with a faintly feminine style. She wore a new-fashioned power suit and embraced her family heartily.

"Laverne, I never thought I'd say this, but you and Len make a handsome couple!"

She grinned, "Thanks," As the entered the palatial mansion, a flurry of activity swept them from corridor to main sitting room.

"...We'll need to fit you for your gown...start elocution lessons..."

"Wait a minute; no one said anything about royalty lessons!"

"Laverne, the government demands it." Explained Lainey sweetly, "They want a poised, happy couple." She handed her a list, "Now I need you to learn how to conjugate these verbs in Polish, while Lenny goes to the tailor."

She watched in silence as her fiancé was dragged away, and Laverne managed to pass along one final message to him, mouthed silently behind Lenny's back.

"Help me!"









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