Well LavernShrl helped me come up with some of the ideas for this script. like the names of the kids and the idea to have Katie and Lenny celebrate their 25th anniversary. Thanks Laverne, I really appreciate it. 8 ) This is a sequel to Lenny's Girl.
The Kosnoskis, Part 2:
Lenny's Girl, 25 Years Later
By: Katie
Lenny and Katey's Kids Cher and Rob throw them a big anniversary party
in the Sears Tower on New Years Eve 1992. All the guest have arrived and
are waiting for the happy couple.
Meanwhile at Brunas Ristorante, Squiggy and his wife Delores are
having drinks with Lenny and Katey. Squiggy looks at his watch.
Squiggy: Wow, i didn't realize how late it was getting, We gotta go
meet Laverne, Shirley and Carmine.
Lenny: Oh i didn't know they were in town.
Katey: Me neither.
Squiggy: Well, uh they wanted to see the sights i guess.
Delores: That's right, Shirley was telling me that she wanted to
see the city at night from the top of the Sears Tower.
Katey: Oh that sounds like fun.
Lenny: Yeah okay let's go.
Squiggy: Okay, let me pay this check.
They leave and go to the Sears Tower and meet Laverne in the lobby.
Laverne: Hi Katey (hugs her cousin) you haven't changed a bit
you look great. Hey Len (hugs him too) how're the burbs treatin ya.
Katey: Hi Vernie, thanks, you look great too, I hear Shirley's here with
Carmine? what happened to Walter?
Lenny: Well life's great, but, well, We have something to tell you.
it's good or bad news depending on you and the others.
Laverne: Huh? i don't get that? what do you mean depending on us.
Katey: We'll explain when we're all together.
Laverne: Okay, Oh um, about Shirley, Well she's married to Carmine
now. Walter left her for some bimbo named Leasel Cunningham.
Lenny: That name sounds so fam... Oh my god, Katey do you realize
who that is?
Katey: That's our next door neighbor Len, Leasel the Weasel.
Squiggy: Why don't we go meet Shirley and Carmine.
They all take the elevator up to the top floor when the door opens
everyone there yells "Surprise!!!" and "Happy Anniversary Lenny
and Katey!!!"
Lenny and Katey are just completely in shock. They look at each other
then at the crowd of people then at each other. Leasel comes to the front
of the crowd wearing a low cut sparkly blood red bimbo dress. She walks
over to Katey and Lenny and congratulate them.
Leasel: Hi Darlings, oh i'm so happy to be here. Katey sweetie
you look lovely tonight. and Lenny Dear (goes to hug him) you...
before she could finish the sentence Katey does something that
nobody was expecting.
Katey: Hey Leasel, I love that dress, it's just really oozing with...you
Leasel: Thank you dear, anyway Len. I was wondering....
Katey: Oh Hey Leasel, (Leasel turns around) Smile for the Camera!!!
She hauls off and punches Leasel dead in the face.
Lenny: Katey!!!! oh my god, look what you did. I love it!!!
Rob: There goes the U2 concert. She was gonna get me tickets.
Cher: She was gonna teach me how to attract a man.
Katey: I'll bet she was, You two stay away from her! she stole Aunt Shirley's husband.
Cher: She stole Uncle Carmine????
Lenny: No, honey, her first husband. Walter.
Leasel: (wacky after being hit) New York, New York
They sent Leasel to the city hospital where all the gang fights happen
in the hallways and then party on. They disco dance and have hors d'ouerves. At some point during the party, Squiggy made some toast.
it was really good too, French, with cinnamon and maple syrup. Carmine
decided that Squiggy was too drunk to make a proper toast so he took over.
Carmine: Twenty-years ago, Lenny Kosnowski changed his life
forever, he asked Laverne's cousin Katey DeFazio to be his wife.
well you can imagine his, not to mention ours, reaction when she
said yes. Seriously, Time flies when you're having fun. Lenny and
Katey, From all of us, to the two of you. Here's to 25 more years of
fun, Happy Anniversary! We all love you.
They counted down the seconds to 1993 and all rang in the new year
The DJ played "Auld Lang Syne" and Lenny and Katey started the last dance. Eventually everbody joined in. After the party ended Laverne, Shirley, Carmine, Squiggy and Delores went back to Lenny and
Katey's house and stayed for a week or two. Lenny and Katey announced
at dinner one night that they were moving to New York City in this big
High Rise, infact, they came into some big money and bought the
whole building from George Jefferson because he and his wife were
moving to Bel Air, CA . They offered apartments to all their friends and
begged them to move with them because NYC would be more fun with
them living there. They all agreed.
Everyone packed up their cars, got in and left singing the theme to the
Jeffersons as the ventured to their new life in NYC.
TThe EndT
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