Give yourself one point for selecting a number one answer, two points for a number two answer, three points for a number three answer, four points for a number four answer, and five points for every number five answer.

1: tough

2: romantic

3: modest

4: tougher than 1 could ever hope to be!

5: talented

1: ...me in my date's back seat

2:...me swooning to myself back at home, dreaming of him/her

3: Date? What date? I never get asked out. I get stuck holding the coat of my best friend's date while I wait for him to be done upstairs...

4:...honey

5:...me wearing his/her's ex's clothing.

1: ...who has time for dreams? You work where you're qualified to.

2:...housemother/father of a large brood in the suburbs

3:...anything that'll keep me out of the gutter.

4:...getting rich off of my own inventions.

5:...somewhere in Hollywood, waiting for me.

1: On a boat with lots of availible sailors.

2: Somewhere exotic and warm with lots of availible (and rich) men.

3: The steamy South of the border territory called Paris, France

4: The land of milk and honey, Tijuana

5: Anywhere my sugar mommy/daddy will take me.

2: My best friend

3: An unattainable guy/girl

4: Myself

5: My art

1: I can only choose one?

2: I don't play sports, I craft.

3: They won't let me play sports.

4: Play? I'm management!

5: Boxing.

1: A car (but you don't want to be with me when I drive)

2: A bicycle

3: A company car...which I swiped from the job

4: Whatever my friend's driving (but he/she can siphon the gas him/herself).

5: My girlfriend's/boyfriend's ex-husband's/wife's Lexus.

1: "Fujiyama Mama"

2: "Come On, Eileen"

3: "Even The Losers (Get Lucky Sometimes)"

4: The theme from the Three Stooges

5: "Mack The Knife"

1, 3, 4: Marlon Brando

2: Clark Gable

5: Tony Curtis

1: I don't like to think about the future.

2: Finally married to the man/woman of my dreams?

3: Not dead?

4: Rich and swimming in teeming throngs of the opposite/same sex.

5: Finally making my own way, jobwise.