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100 Ways To Realize You're Obsessed With Lavenny

List Compiled By Missy and Ashley

(We're still looking for more submissions to help this list reach 100! please email us your own reasions!

You Know You're Obsessed With Lavenny When...

1: You have an entire custom tape devoted to episodes where they do so much as look at each other.

2: You know every word of Lenny's proposal to Laverne from "Look Before You Leap"

3: You read fics with other pairings and mentally replace whichever guy's boinking Laverne with Lenny.

4: You have some sort of homemade Lavenny paraphenalia (bracelets, tee-shirts, samplers, what have you)

5: You know just what the fingers on the "pattented singing finger stick" are trying to tell Laverne in "Sing Sing Sing".

6: "Look Before You Leap" And "Lenny's Crush" are LBYL and LC to you.

7: You've gone beyond noticing the bra strap snap in "LAS Meet Fabian" and the beer-on-the-neck thing from "Date With Eraserhead" and now pick up subtelties like Lenny jumping up from behind Missus Babbish's armoir to scare Laverne in "Honeymoon Hotel" and Lenny mouthing, "What? You asked me to!" after she's angry at him for smashing the grapefruit into her face in "Frank's Fling".

8: You get the big hint when Lenny tells Laverne "If I loved a girl - really loved her - I'd ask her to marry me." in Moving In (by then, he's asked her to marry him twice).

9: You think popcorn is a romantic food.

10: You collect syndicated cuts just to get stuff like the two of them doing the stroll in "Faulter at the Altar" and the "You wanna be a singer!" exchange from "Sing Sing Sing"

11: You wonder just what Lenny knows when he starts calling Laverne "easy" in season 6.

12: You wonder why Laverne wastes her time on real creeps when she could be with Lenny.

13: You think that it's squee-worthy that they fit into each other's clothing.

14: You get the Peter Pan allusions in "Hi Neighbor".

15: You wonder why Lenny suddenly doesn't think Laverne's sexy in "Dear Future Models" when he's been panting after her for a season and a half and will go on to ask her to marry him and chase her around a motel room with a plunger on his head.

16: You wonder what Laverne's subconcious is trying to tell her when she's not even angry at Dream!Lenny dry-humping her in "2001: A Comic Odessy".

17: You wish someone would write you a song that rhymes.

18: You root for Laverne to say yes to Lenny every single time you watch "Lenny's Crush" but NOT when you watch Look Before You Leap.

19: You know what the look is.

20: You want to be a fly on the wall during their laundry room and shopping excursions

21: You know what "It's a Lavenny thing, you wouldn't understand!" means.

22: You feel they could have gotten together at the end of Sing, Sing, Sing had Sabrina Bouche (or, Sabrina The Douche as I so lovingly call her) never come up and ruined the beautiful moment.

23: You know Laverne is lying when she says in Lenny's Crush that she kissed him the way she would kiss a baby's boom-boom. If Laverne is kissing a baby's boom-boom the way she kissed Lenny, she is one scary pedophile.

24: YOU WONDER WHY THERE IS AN EXCHANGE OF TONGUES IN MOUTHS DURING THE SECOND HALF OF THE ROAD TO BURBANK.

25: You wonder why Laverne's so repulsed - yet so intrigued - by Lenny's underwear in "you oughtta be in pictures."