Squiggy’s
Old Bathwater
by
Squeaky
(Song: No Doubt’s Bathwater)
You and your museum of foulness
Your precious collection of moth in the apartment
My cleanliness threatened by my own admission
And the smells are much to heavy
And it’s in a bad condition
The dinky fridge is disgusting and slimy yeah
And I want to be far from Squiggy’s old bathwater
I should remind Len he’s gotta take a shower
Every day and not every other weekend
Not at knock on the door they just say “Hello!”
Bountiful revilements at our discretion
Do they know their diving into their own destruction?
So why don’t we lose these boys that are naughty?
They don’t fit in so why do we stand them?
I know I can’t tame them but I just keep trying
‘Cause I want to be far from Squiggy’s old bathwater
Love to think Lenny’s gonna take his shower
Every day and not every other weekend
But Is till want to be far from Squiggy’s old bathwater
I should remind Len he’s gotta take a shower
Every day and not every other weekend
Why do us good girls, always welcome these idiots?
So we pacify problems with Oreos and popcorn
Diligence and caution throughout the whole visit
But we found ourselves choking on our own contradictions
‘Cause we still love to help them whenever they need us
Love to think ‘bout the times they’d done it for us
We admit it: they’re our favorite men
But I still want to be far from Squiggy’s old bathwater
Love to think Lenny’s gonna take his shower
Everyday and not every other weekend
We can’t help ourselves!
I don’t want to be near Squiggy’s old Bathwater
Ew
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