Shirley Meeney
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I sorta never knew I’d end up ‘Shirley Meeney’
I sorta never knew I’d end up ‘Shirley Meeney’
I sorta never knew I’d end up ‘Shirley Meeney’
I hope I hold a special place still with the gang
And you now it makes me sick to be married with
A guy that no one even saw me kiss.
You say you’ll divorce me if I keep complaining
I’ll be the one that divorces you
Why’d I have to go and pick you?
When I knew that I’d be better off with Carmine?
I sorta never knew I’d end up ‘Shirley Meeney’
I sorta never knew I’d end up ‘Shirley Meeney’
I hope I hold a special place still with the gang
I sorta never knew I’d end up ‘Shirley Meeney’
Now I’m married with Walter and miss Laverne
But I shoulda though of that before I wed him
I should’ve never left them
in California
You say want me to forget them
I find myself trying to change you
If you were meant to be my husband then I wouldn’t have to
And I miss Lenny, Squiggy and Carmine...
So I’m about to give you away...
I sorta never knew I’d end up ‘Shirley Meeney’
(‘Cause I sure miss my friends)
I sorta never knew I’d end up ‘Shirley Meeney’
(I sure made a mistake)
I hope I hold a special place still with the gang
(I’ll divorce you right away)
I sorta never knew I’d end up Meeeeeney
Now I’m married with Walter and miss Laverne
But I shoulda though of that before I wed him
Now I’m married with Walter and miss Laverne
But I shoulda though of that before I wed him
I’m gonna have to give you away ‘cause I sure miss all my friends
I’m gonna have to give you away ‘cause I sure miss all my friends
I keep slapping myself for being so dumb
And now I’m going back to my true love
And I know when I see him I’m gonna die
‘Cause I miss him so much and you know why
We’ll never be apart and there won’t be a next girl
‘Cause Carmine’s my best guy and I’m his best girl
But I shoulda thought of that before I wed him
I sorta never knew I’d end up ‘Shirley Meeney’
I sorta never knew I’d end up ‘Shirley Meeney’
I hope I hold a special place still with the gang
I sorta never knew I’d end up ‘Shirley Meeney’
Now I’m married with Walter and miss Laverne
But I shoulda though of that before I wed him
Now I’m married with Walter and miss Laverne
But I shoulda though of that before I wed him
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