(No Doubt’s “Hey Baby”: Shirley innocently walks into the apartment and finds Laverne with a friend.)

I’m the kind of girl that makes out with guys
On the couch at my home
When Shirl’s at Carmine’s

But once she walked in always so feminine
With her black stuffed cat
Almost saw the sin

Misfit we did
Hid out, silent
Shirley looked around ‘cause she heard the noise
Didn’t want to let her know who was my new boy

I’m just kissing my old friend Lenny
Both hiding out from our friend Feeney
Like two strangers we quickly hid behind the couch
Still she went and found us two!

And she then said:

Hey Vernie Hey Vernie Hey
Shir said Shirl said
Hey Vernie Hey Vernie Hey
Hey Vernie Vernie

Hey Vernie Hey Vernie Hey
Oh Boy Oh Boy…
Hey Vernie Hey Vernie Hey
When she saw us she went on and collapsed

***Jump on the couch things started goin’ crazy
I oughta get myself more of that gorgeous Lenny
There is no need to hide from Shirley
Come on Lenny, hey hey Lenny***

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