Part 2


Well, a lot has happened since we last left the 
characters (well not that much, but that sounds 
better than "Well, a couple things..."). Richie 
decided that he'd give the other ticket to Fonzie, 
even though poor Ralph begged and pleaded about it 
was his dream to learn the hula "live". Now everyone 
is packing and getting ready for the trip... 

Laverne and Shirley's apartment, the day before the 
trip. 

Shirley: Let's see here. I've got conditioner, soap, 
toothpaste, all in convenient mini bottles... What am 
I missing? Oh yes, shampoo. I'd better not take the 
quickipoo, I remember what happened last time... Ah, 
here's my shampoo! Now where did I put Boo Boo...

Laverne: Shirl! I've got a big problem! 

Shirley: What is it now? I'm busy packing. 

Laverne: I can't fit my L on my bathing suit! 

Shirley: Doesn't that tell you something? Hmm? 

Laverne: What? 

Shirley: If you can't fit an L on it you shouldn't be 
wearing it. That means it's too smutty. Now you'll 
have to find a stylish one-piece like I'm taking. 

Laverne: Or I could just make a smaller L. 

Shirley: Will you just go pack? I'm busy looking for 
Boo Boo Kitty. 

They continue their petty argument...



the next scene is in Lenny and Squiggy's apartment

Lenny: Squig? Where's my good shirt? 

Squiggy: In the back of the fridge. Why are ya taking 
it? We're going to Hawaii, not to meet the Queen! 

Lenny: I know, but I wanna have it just in case. 

Squiggy: Plan on getting a beach babe, Leonard? 

Lenny (to himself): Not just any beach babe... 

(Oooh, the plot thickens...) 



Our next scene is in Fonzie's place above the 
Cunningham's. He is carefully laying out fresh 
T-shirts and combs for every day of the trip. 

Fonzie: Thursday, Friday, Saturday. There, that 
should do it. Now I'm set for a trip to meet some 
hula girls. A-lo-ha!

Just then Richie enters. 

Richie: Oh, Aloha to you too, Fonz. That's great, 
practicing your Hawaiian. 

Fonie: The Fonz is multi-cultural. 

Richie: I suppose "Aaaay" is the same in any 
language. 

Fonzie: Of course. Now what did you want? 

Richie: Oh, I just wanted to see how your packing was 
coming...

Fonzie: That's it? Well, I appreciate your concern, 
Red, but I'm fine all by myself. 

Richie: Yeah, I know Fonz. I also just wanted to 
talk... 

Fonzie: Spit it out, Rich. You're rambling. 

Richie: Sorry, I was just thinking, I'm feeling kinda 
bad, not taking my parents. Mom's dreamed of going to 
Hawaii forever...

Fonzie: Well, why didn't you say so? I can fix that 
easy! (He walks over to the phone) Hello? Vivian? 
Yeah, this is Fonzie. Do you think you could find 
some tickets to Hawaii? (Listens) OK, you can be my 
New Year's Eve date. (Listens) 4 first class? Thanks. 
(Listens) I promise I won't forget. Bye. There's your 
tickets. 

Richie: Really? You mean you got those free? 

Fonzie: Not free, being the Fonz's New Year's Eve 
date is an honor. 

Richie: You're the best, Fonz. 

Fonzie: I know. Anything for the woman who cooks my 
carrots. 

Richie: Well who are the rest for? 

Fonzie: Well, Mr. C and Shortcake gotta come too, 
don't they? 

Richie: Who's the fourth for? 

Fonzie: Far be it for the Fonz to deprive Ralph from 
learning the hula. 



The next scene is at the airport. Laverne, Shirley, 
Richie, Fonzie, Ralph, Joanie, Lenny, Squiggy... 
Well, you get the point. Everybody is there. Laverne 
has her camera around her neck and is snapping 
pictures of everybody {Like she did in "Shotgun 
Wedding"}.

Laverne: Smile, Richie. Hey! Squiggy! Get your head 
out of the picture, in the backround I can see you 
biting your palm at every woman who walks by. 

Loudspeaker: Flight 106 to Hawaii, now boarding. 
Flight 106 to Hawaii, now boarding. 

Shirley: That's us! And to think, first class! 

Fonzie: We're not going to be in any class if we 
don't get movin'. Let's go everybody. 

They all board the plane and get seated.



Again, not a very suspenseful part, but I'm stopping 
here. Don't worry, it get's much better :-)










 





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