or just to see how short a story I can write before I fall asleep!:)
Shirley hit her head on the purse of the lady sitting next to her in the pew
and began to softly snore.
The woman stared at her as if she were drunk.
Laverne gave the woman her "Don't-you-dare-bother-my-friend" look and
the woman turned her attention to the sermon.
The doxology was half way through when Shirley suddenly woke up.
"Amen!"she shouted and 100 pairs of eyes turned and stared at her.
She meekly slid down to the bottom of the pew.
The End.
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