Scene 3: Next day.The girls are on the monorail,Shirley is looking out the window.
Laverne(pokes Shirley in the ribs).Shirl,time to get off!
Shirley.Already?That went fast!
Laverne.I can think of some things that go even faster!
Shirley(frowns as she rises).Laverne is that all you can ever think of? Does your mind ever leave Smutville?
(Laverne ignores her as they walk to the doors.They are cut in the middle of two large crowds one coming on and one coming off.)
Laverne(frantically yanks on coat).Shirl!
Shirley.Now what?
Laverne.My coat's stuck in the door!
Shirley.Well rip it off!
Laverne.Are you crazy...this cost me $19.95 at Penney's!
Shirley(grabs hold of Laverne's coat).On six.
Laverne. One!
Shirley. Two!
(Tour Guide walks up to see what they are doing)
Tour Guide.Ladies please sit down or hold on to a hand strap at least.
Laverne.Three!..I can't sit down.
Tour Guide.And why not?
Shirley.Four!...her coat's stuck in the door!
Tour Guide.Here let me help.(grabs hold of Laverne's other arm)
Laverne.Five!
Shirley and Tour Guide.Six!
(The coat snaps loose and the three women go tumbling into the crowd.)
Ten minutes later...
Shirley.Well that's one memorial ride we won't soon forget!
Laverne.Ya can say that again!By the way Shirl didja see that sailor I landed on, va-va-va-voom!
Shirley.Like I was saying before,does your mind ever leave Smutville?
They keep on arguing as they descend the steps to ground level.
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