Weeds Between Graves
Part Three
By Missy
ERIES: Weeds Between Graves
PART: 2 of ??
RATING: PG-13 (Adult themes, language and materials)
PAIRING(s): Lenny/Laverne; Squiggy/Shirley
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CATEGORY: Drama
FEEDBACK: PLEASE?!
SETTING IN TIMELINE: Milwaukee cannon, late-season five.
SPOILLER/SUMMARY: Lenny and Laverne find themselves tools of the Big Good, though they're not entirely comfortable with their mission...
NOTES: In which I steal myth arch from "Joan of Arcadia" and "One Life To Live". Don't worry, I only sort of joke ;-).
Inspired at least in part by the Hootie and The Blowfish song "Running From An Angel". Mostly because Shirley must deal with her daddy issues at some point in her life. And it sounds like a sea chantey.
Short and to-the-point chapter.
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"You think I'm lyin' to you?"
"No, Andrew, I think you're mistaken. You must have seen something, heard something."
"Shirl's being stubborn." Lenny smirked.
"Not on my time, she ain't. Come with me..."
"Whatt're you, crazy?"
"No, I'm gonna get this over with." They raced down the hallway. "You know how many times a movie goes on and on because someone doesn't say a five-word sentence?" She stormed over to the closet, in which Carmine was still loudly fornicating, and kicked down the door. "You grab the back, I grab the front."
"Yer crazy!"
"Shut up!" She had them both by the shoulders, and through superhuman effort they dragged the screaming, coupled, nude pairing down the hallway.
Shirley was in the middle of haranguing Carmine when she looked up and saw her boyfriend, naked and on top of a nurse, in the middle of her hospital room.
Squiggy's reaction was nonchalant. "Believe me now."
Laverne dusted her hands out in the hallway, as Lenny wiped his own against his coveralls.
"Geez, Laverne! Ya blew our cover!"
"Did I? The hallway's empty, and who's gonna believe Carmine and that bimbo that they were dragged out of their little lovenest by invisible hands?" Shirley's screaming confirmed this, and Laverne's lips twisted into a smile. Her satisfied expression melted when the white-dressed angel appeared in a seat before them.
She listened to the argument going on inside. "Effective. Crude, but effective."
"Thank you." Laverne smiled, while Lenny scowled.
"Your next mission will take you back to Knapp Street. Meet me there as soon as possible, and prepare to get dirty."
Lenny grabbed Laverne by the wrist. "Come on!"
They were running down the Hallway when Carmine landed in the hallway with a thud. "An' stay out!" Squiggy said triumphantly, and then he turned and went back into Shirley's room.
TBC
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