PART: 1 of 1
RATING: NC-17 (Explicit F/F/F sexual relations including oral and
manual sex and toy play; M masturbation and oral, Adult Content)
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SETTING IN TIMELINE:
SPOILLER/SUMMARY: "Do you want a real one, baby?"
(RhondaLaverneShirley, Lenny + keyhole = Love)
NOTES: If you think it's OOC, watch
out for that last step...
***
The view through the keyhole was narrow but it revealed an
awful lot.
The three women were seated on the couch, hitting each other
with throw pillows and wearing the skimpiest nightgowns he'd ever seen. "Gee, Laverne..did I ever thank you for throwing me a baby
shower?" Shirley breathed.
"No, Shirl," Laverne said, throwing aside the
pillow and showing Lenny that the front of it was completely transparent. "Why don't you show me?"
The girlfriends moved toward each other, puckering and
making kissy faces before meeting in a sloppy French
kiss.
This is sexy, Lenny
decided, groping himself through the fly of his jeans.
"Dont leave out Rhonda!"
the blonde pouted, joining them in a three-way kiss that was all tongue.
Very sexy, Lenny
thought, playing with the toggle on his jeans.
Laverne pulled away from Rhonda and tackled Shirley, kissing
her roommate submissive and pulling off her transparent blue pajamas. She nibbled on Shirley's pink-tipped nipples
before sucking on the soft flesh of her belly.
Funny how Shirley didn't look pregnant anymore - her belly was flat as a
pancake. Rhonda took a spot behind
Laverne, yanking up her nightgown and fastened her lips on Laverne's shaved cunt.
"Mmmm, you're good,
Rhonda," Laverne retorted, sitting on Rhonda's face. "Where'd you learn how to do that?"
Though Laverne couldn't hear her, Rhonda explained that
she'd had years of experience in an Amazonian brothel. Laverne shrugged and pushed two fingers into
Shirley's pussy.
Very very sexy, Lenny decided, as he opened his fly and
pulled out his trusty ten-incher...
When he peeped again, both Shirley and Laverne had Rhonda on
her back - Shirley was smothering Rhonda with her slit while Laverne was
digging around underneath the couch.
"Aha!" she said.
"Found it!" she pulled out a long, bright pink dildo on a
harness and strapped it around her waist.
"Is that new?" Shirley frowned.
"Yeah, I got it in out of the back of 'Ladies Home
Journal'."
"I told you we couldn't afford any new strap-ons until we pay the rent!"
"MPH! MPM!" said Rhonda, which was pussy-eater
for 'somebody fuck me already!'
"Alright, already!"
Laverne said, climbing between Rhonda's thighs and ripping off her pajama
bottoms, then slamming the strap on into her furry blonde puss. Lenny heard a definite buzzing sound but
really he was only aware of the tableau before him as he played Wedding Rehearsal
with Little Lenny.
"Okay, girls," Laverne said, not even winded
though she was slamming her hips into Rhonda with great force. "Let's come on the count of three!"
"ONE, TWO, THREEEE!" the women shrieked together
as they got off.
Lenny was left behind, pounding his meat and squinting
through the lock. "Aww, come on!" he said. Very loudly.
"Did you hear something?" Rhonda panted.
"Yes, the air whistling between your ears,"
Laverne responded.
Lenny let out a tortured moan - they weren't being sexy
anymore, and he didn't have anything to jerk off to! "No, I really heard something..."
Shirley said.
Laverne got up off of the couch and - gulp! - went right to
the front door. He saw a green eyeball
staring at him, then Laverne's pleased laughter. "Did you like my dick, Shirl?" she
asked.
"Mmm," Shirley's hand
drifted between her legs in memory of it, driving Rhonda to her knees and
between her thighs.
"You want a real one, baby?" Laverne asked,
pulling open the door and grabbing Lenny's hard cock. "Hello, Len," she smiled, her look
pure
***
...And Lenny came, all over the wall of the shower stall.
For minutes he stood there shuddering, holding his wilting
seven inches as the orgasm finished wiping out his tension in his body. He giggled goofily as he let go of his dick
and leaned back against the far wall of the shower. If only his fantasies were real and he didn't
have to waste a good hard-on jerking off in the shower...
Reluctantly, he finished washing up, then
got dressed. By the time Squiggy stormed
into the room Lenny was relaxing on his bunk with all of the ease of a smoker
on his first puff.
"Boy, whatta day - two acts
cancelled on us, we got a booking at the Coconut Grove we can't fill, and our
distributor's screwing us on the Nutty Buddys..." He glared up at Lenny. "Whatta you
got to be so happy about?"
Dreamily, Lenny recited, "once
upon a lock, there was three hot chicks in tiny pajamas..."
"Whatt're you,
brain-baked?" Squiggy pulled him down off the bunk. "We got calls to make - first go get
Junko the Clown to see if he'll cover!"
"Where're you going?" Lenny wondered, the buzz of
his fantasy abruptly wearing off.
"To take a shower," Squiggy said, clicking the
lock closed behind him.