Mirror
By Missy

TITLE: Mirror Talk
PARTS: One of One
RATING: R (lang; frankly sexual talk: M/F, Anatomical refference);
DISTRIBUTION: To LASFic and Kai only; Lauren, if you want this, you may have it, and I'm pretty sure FG doesn't want it *chuckles*; any other archives are welcome to ask, but disclaimers must be included, my email left intact. send a URL, and provide full disclaimers as well as credit me fully. Please inform me if you are going to submit my work to any sort of search engine. Â Please do not submit my work to a search engine that picks out random sets of words and uses them as key words, such as "Google"
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CATEGORY: Dialouge Fic, L/L
PAIRINGS: I really need to try some Shirley/Carmine, I swear...
FEEDBACK: PLEASE?!
CANNON: None
SPOILLER/SUMMARY: Lovers speak to each other.
NOTES: Try to imagine that classic guttural MMK voice in that last line!

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"Whattya lookin' at?"

"You."

"Really?"

"Uh-huh."

"I ain't that interestn'."

"You ain't ever seen yerself from behind!"

"Huh? My legs're fat, and I don't got a..."

"Don't you say ya don't have a behind. I'm lookin' right at it."

"Okay, I don't have a LOT of a behind."

"Nah; just enough. I wanna grab-"

"Really? What if I do this...Willya quit bitin' yer hand?"

"Don't move like that and I won't!"

"What? Like this?"

"La-"

"-'re this?"

"-VERNE!"

"What?"

"Heh. Heh. HEH!"

"LENNY!"

"Lenny loves Laverne..."

"Uh-huh, but...Ooooh!"

"That's all that counts."

"I know! Uh-LEN!"

"What?"

"...wipe your mouth."

"Uh-uh..."

"Len..."

"I'm gonna make you say it..."

"Len!"

"I'm gonna make you SCREAM it."

"LEN! I-Ah!- Love you!"

"Toldja."

"Wipe yer mouth again...not on the sheets!"

"I'm the one who's gonna wash them!"

"Yeah, I know - cmmere."

"Why?"

"Well... cause Laverne loves Lenny, too."

"...........Oh yeah. She does."











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