Lenny and The Squigtones' Tacky Fingers Is the Best Album of All Time:
By Missy
Title: Lenny and the Squigtones' Tacky Fingers Is The Best Album ever
Parts: one of one
Author: Missy
Fandom: Laverne and Shirley
Pairing/Characters: Carmine/lenny
Rating/Category: PG-13; romance
Spoilers: General LAS canon
Summary: "But what's the BEST album?"
Notes/Warnings: Contains adult content and drug use; for Shotzette, who, I think, didn't envision it turning out just this way...

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It was, as they say, Good Stuff. The finest the Height had to offer, grown in the backyard of some sweet-minded old lady with a tie-dyed purse. When Lenny took his first draught, it immediately made his mind buzz in a happy, care-free way.

Carmine sat on the floor, arguing with Lenny. "No, man - For Her Satanic Majesty's terrible. The lyrics make no sense."

"You sound like Laverne's Pop," Lenny notes. "What happened to good ol' Carmine, who liked his music hard?"

"I like plenty of hard stuff," Carmine smirked, his open palm brushing against Lenny's fly.

"Make it harder."


The End











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