Do You Like Boots?
Part 1
By Missy

SERIES: Do You Like Boots? (AKA: Box 18)

PART: 1 of ??

RATING: Eventual  NC-17 (Explicit Heterosexual Sexual Activity, Pos. kink, Adult thematic material, language, adult content)

PAIRING(s): S/C; incidental L/L and F/E

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CATEGORY: Romance, Drama

FEEDBACK: PLEASE?!

SETTING IN TIMELINE: Post-Show canon; takes place in 1978, when everyone is roughly forty.

SPOILLER/SUMMARY: Carmine and Shirley try to pick up the pieces of their failed romantic lives by returning to what they know best...

NOTES: We need some S/C in this house...

 

***

 

Carmine Ragusa ran a comb through his unruly hair and glared at the image in the mirror.  So much for trying to project twenty with a bald spot and a graying mustache, he thought.  He'd be lucky if Box Number 18 really believed he was pushing thirty as his ad described.

 

But that, he grinned to himself, would be sorted out later in the evening.  He had rehearsals to make, and a bagel to grab on the way down to Third World.  He glanced down at himself before grabbing his gym bag - black tee shirt and jeans, his usual uniform for pre-dress rehearsal.  He considered the red bandanna he tied over his bald spot a lucky one.

 

A twinge of pain raced down his side as he bent and retrieved the gym bag and twenty-ounce orange water bottle - shit, he'd better pop an aspirin before getting into the elevator.  It was, he winced to himself, a hell of a long way to fall - from a venerable lead player and semi-major award-winning actor to portraying Snoopy in an off-off Broadway production of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.  Though he tried his best to hide it from the rest of the company, he had at least ten years on the majority - some even had whispered tales of having seen him at the stage door in their youths.  The kid playing Linus had asked him with fanboy eagerness to sign his script, prattling on about how honored he was to work with the great Carmine Ragusa.

 

"The Great" Mister Ragusa glanced himself again in the bathroom mirror while he swallowed a couple of Bayer.   His "star" face and natural glibness was persistently elusive this morning.  To enliven his spirit, Carmine paused for a second by the door, retrieving his New York Theatre Critic's Circle award from it's honored place atop his TV set.  Looking around at the rest of the two rooms would only remind him that nothing else in the place legally counted as his possession.  Though he was presently stationed at the "chic" Chelsea, his statues didn't make him feel comfortable or settled - not as he had in California, Milwaukee or even his first one-room apartment in New York. 

 

The pathetic, lonely old man in the mirror gave him puppy dog eyes.  You know what got you here, buddy.  You don't deserve pity. The old Carmine - one ten years younger - would sure as hell pity him from the window of his limousine.

 

He strode out the door, back still aching but a fiery determination in his gut.

 

***

 

"You could be king, Charlie Brown  - you could be king!"

 

"All right!  And that's lunch, people - Ragusa!  I need you for five."

 

Carmine peered around the curtain.  Keith Simpson, his director, stood at center-stage, among a retreating throng of leotard-clad dancers.  Carmine tried not to stare at that line of glorious retreating behinds and walked over to Keith.  "Yes, Mister Simpson?"

 

Keith reached into the pants pocket of his sweats and pulled out a Camel, lighting it with what looked like a solid-gold Zippo.  After a lung-scorching puff of tobacco-scented air, Keith fixed his gaze on a starved Carmine.  "Rags, how long have you been working in this town?"

 

He regretted for the millionth time telling the producer his New York nickname.  "At least ten, Mister Simpson."

 

"And it certainly shows."

 

Oh Christ, Carmine thought, but managed to not to shit himself.  "I've been working out with a personal trainer every day for the past month..."

 

"Your body and style are fine.  Your voice has seen better days..."

 

"..I've been seeing a vocal coach..."

 

"A vocal coach won't heal the damage done to yourself," Keith gave him a thin smile.  "I have the oca of 'Lucky In Love,' man.  I remember what you used to sound like in your prime - and thanks to Column 6, everyone remembers what you acted like, too.  The booze killed your voice - it's a shadow of what it used to be and anyone who watches TV knows that thanks to your appearance on the Lewis telethon last year."

 

Carmine felt his spine stiffen as he remembered the humiliation he'd endured for a croaking, off-key rendition of Climb Every Mountain.  "I was depressed, Keith.  Pal Joey closed after a thirty performances, and Anne had moved out on me. I know my voice may have its problems but I can still belt it out.  Just ask Tom."  Keith looked away, and twenty years in the theatre business told Carmine that that spelled trouble.  "Tom asked you to talk to me."

 

"He's my boss, Rags.  OUR boss - and he wants to make as much money off of this show as he can."

 

"He told you to fire me - he didn't even ask the DIRECTOR to fire me?!"

 

Keith - terminally put-together and calm - squirmed under Carmine's focused glare.  "Tom's been a fan of yours since he was seven years old.  He knows you need work..."

 

"He hired me out of pity?"  Keith nodded.  "What about my name, man?"  Carmine hated the pathetic sound of his own wheedling. 

 

A sigh.  "That's the big problem.  We've been undersold for weeks now.  He got a call from Robert Goulet last night and he's willing to do Snoopy at half the price.  If sales don't pick up, he's considering replacing you with Bob..."

 

Blindly, Carmine turned away and walked off-stage.  "Tell him not to bother.  I'll clean out my dressing-room."

 

"Carmine!  You can turn it around, we've got faith in you..."

 

Humiliation prevented him from facing Keith's sympathetic words.  He walked all the way back to his small dressing room, with its tiny bathroom.  Alone in the shower, he allowed hot water to pour over his skin until it was lobster-red and hot to the touch, until he was sure Keith had left for lunch so he could skulk out unseen.

 

***

 

An hour later Carmine found himself at La Maccio, his favorite cafe, where he had a running tab and a friendship with the owner.  Seconds after he had settled himself at a white plastic table near the front door a girl had come by to light his candle and take his order - Italian sub, heavy vinegar, no oil.  She instantly served him his usual black coffee and left him in peace so that he could admire the little gold-trimmed brick open-air establishment.  It sat in the shadow of what had been the brownstone he had lived in with Roger.

 

Despite his shitty circumstances and La Maccio's even shittier coffee, Carmine still smiled when he flashed back to the olden days.  He couldn't count the number of hours he'd spent with Roger bumming coffee off of the La Maccio wait staff, then returning to their ground-floor one roomer, freezing and roasting to death all year, bitching about the garbage strikes and dating chorus girls.  They were what he considered some of the best years of his life - if he didn't let his mind wander back to Milwaukee too often.

 

That thrill lost a little of its zing when he remembered that Roger had landed a soap role ten years ago that had turned into a two-year-stint; which was followed by a role in a dramatic serial.  Now Roger spent half his year in Norway and the other half in Hollywood filming "My Daddy The Doctor," a show about a wise veterinarian and father of a large clan of kids.  The perfect onscreen life was matched by his perfect real-life wife, the ex-model and Playboy centerfold and their brood of two spoiled French-speaking tennis prodigy daughters.

 

Roger, the guy who showed him how to roll his first joint, was America's Favorite Dad.  It was enough to make Carmine feel sick to his stomach. 

 

"Rags?"

 

That voice - shit.  Carmine felt instantly wary.  He forced a smile and placed the coffee back on the table, turning around and meeting the familiar voice behind him.

 

"Serafina."

 

His first ex-wife was still, impossibly, beautiful for her forty-one years.  Golden -to-white locks lay like a nest of angel's hair upon the crown of her head, pinned with a single brown plastic tie, and the pink and grey jogging suit she wore was all the rage with the crowd of young feminists she mentored.  Her blue eyes flashed at him, and little dimples popped up when she smiled.  It took him a second to realize she seemed a bit plumper now - when he stood and was hugged affectionately he felt a small soft rise between them.

 

He blinked and his smile became even warmer.  "Congratulations, honey.  Tell Rick he's a lucky sunavabitch.  When're you due?"

 

She blushed.  "I'm not with Rick anymore - I divorced him in '72."

 

Carmine had not been nicknamed 'the king of defense' by his old trainer at the Golden Gloves for nothing.  "I always said the bum was no good."

 

She snorted, a sound he'd always thought made her laugh honest and appealing.  "I've been with Tony for over five years now!" She scanned his face again, and he noticed the brightness in her eyes dim just slightly.  "Have you been getting my Christmas cards?  You've gotten so hard to pin down..."

 

"I'm out on calls all day - if you leave a message with the front desk I'll get back to you by ten."

 

"You're still at the Chelsea?"

 

He prepared for another, critical "You're too old to be living at a hotel" speech which Lenny, Laverne and all of his other friends delivered to him frequently, but Serafina nodded thoughtfully when he confirmed he was.  "Then you should know what Tony looks like."

 

Serafina - always so pouty when she felt she wasn't being paid attention to.  "Yes, I have - I just never look at your old men," Carmine teased.

 

Another snort-laugh.  "You're more jealous now than you were our whole marriage!"

 

"Hey, you're my favorite ex-wife."

 

"I'm proud, really."

 

"Hey, can you stay for awhile?  Have some lunch?"

 

She pressed her index finger to her throat.  "Nope, my heart rate's going down.  Brisk walking's supposed to be good for the baby."

 

"Okay - like I said, call me any time.  Write me when the baby comes."

 

She laughed," Carmine, you never liked children before."

 

"I did!" he called after her.  He had just started liking them too late.

 

He sunk into a thoughtful depression as his hero arrived and went untouched.  Serafina - another problem Roger had introduced into his life.  She'd been one of his colleagues at drama school and he'd set them up on a blind date at a coffee house.   She had been pretty and blunt as a hammer back then, and they'd hit it off quickly.

 

The marriage had been a quick, city hall sort of affair.  He had told everyone - his mother and father included - the news from a phone booth near Central Park.  They were all dismayed to some degree, but Laverne had nearly hung up on him for not inviting her to the ceremony.  Serafina spent days winning her over, eventually charming her into a friendship that existed to that very day.  Even Shirley, when Laverne had finally gotten up the courage to tell her, sent him a note showing her approval all the way from Wiesbaden.  

 

Meanwhile, life had begun for himself and Serafina in the usual way.  They had moved into a single-room apartment on the other side of the complex, and thereafter tried to live around each other's possessions.  Serafina had come with a Persian cat named Tinkerbelle who hated Carmine's guts - she proffered to scratch him whenever he got into a clinch with her mistress, or worse yet pee under his bed in a show of disdain.  But for a few, struggling years he and Serafina had lived a sex-mad, friend-filled life entirely centered on the burgeoning hippie culture and their mutual art, the theatre.

 

Oh, they'd had their differences.  She didn't understand his obsession with the past - in those first years, he had no other anecdotes but ones about his fellow Milwaukeeans - and she had an obsession with her own sense of order that clashed with his.  Carmine had only recently come to understand that her style of managing their apartment was a cover for her nerves;  she was a fast mover, one of the new breed who considered her career more important than children and her homelife but wanted to please him so much at first that she adhered strongly to her schedule. 

 

While he was with her, as a rising stage actor, there had been mutual green hopes and promises, but nothing concrete.  Then, while he was still a bartender-cum-chorus boy, she got the understudy for Mary Magdalene in the sensation Jesus Christ Superstar.  When she took over the role it was Serafina who became a star, and he became "Mister Ragusa".  The class distinction strangled him, squashed his ego, and soon became too great to overcome.  

 

They had argued rarely, but they both knew that the relationship was headed nowhere.  Soon she wanted children, an idea that petrified him at the callow age of twenty-eight.  He knew she was in the prime of her bearing years, was sure then that he never wanted to have any, and realized that it was unfair to keep her tied to him when she would never be happy unless she had experienced motherhood to something that didn't hock up fur balls into his new moccasins.

 

The divorce had been extremely easy on him - she knew he made less money and desired little from their apartment.  For Carmine the trade-off was an immense benefit - she had taken the damn cat with her, and he could sleep square in the middle of his big bed.  They both agreed that there would be no hard feelings and got on with their separate lives.

 

He still saw Serafina socially - when his star rose they were often required to appear at the major theatre functions, often asked to present awards together.  She had aged amazingly well and had retired from acting at a successful thirty four.  He'd heard she was a casting agent now.

 

A casting agent and a mom just ten years after their marriage.  Just what had he accomplished again?

 

****

 

Pulling up the collar on his black dress shirt, Carmine chanted to himself that he needed to get it together - it wasn't his first blind date, after all - only the first time he'd been set up by The Village Voice. 

 

Christ, he really was this desperate.

 

He eyed the motel room and prayed that it didn't look like he was trying something.  A fresh bottle of Champaign oozed class, didn't it?  Still?

 

For the millionth time that day, Carmine instructed himself to get a grip on his emotions.  So what if he'd walked away from a nothing role in a two-bit fleabag theatre?  So what if his agent wasn't calling him?  He'd lived in worse places and had savings enough to get through the month.  Tonight, he decided, was all about love, not being so lonely anymore.  Tonight he would get on with his life as a swinging bachelor.

 

A knock sounded at the door and he pasted on his best licentious grin.  Yes, he would get on with that right now.

 

"Coming!" he called out musically, singing "I've Got The World On a String" to himself.

 

The knocking stopped abruptly.  "Carmine?"

 

That voice.  There was no way...she was in California...

 

He grabbed the bottle of Champaign he'd bought for box 18 and unlatched the numerous deadbolts he'd bought.

 

The face before him had barely aged.

 

"Shirley?" he muttered, feeling guilty, then stupid.

 

She smiled softly, crossing arms over the sparkling red dress she wore.  "Hello, box 44."

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