All The Lines: Mean
By Missy

SERIES: All The Lines
Subseries: Mean
PART: five of seven pieces
Author: Missy
Email: HIMH@aol.com
RATING: PG (For language)
PAIRING(s): None Too Visable

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CATEGORY: Tone Poetry/monolouge; 100 Words
CANNON/SPOILERS: Insertable into the Milwaukee Cannon
FEEDBACK: PLEASE?!
SPOILLER/SUMMARY:Shirley thinks about herself.
NOTES: A simple, 100-word series foccusing on each character from the series

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She thinks I'm mean, yellin' at her. She shouldn't do what she does. But she needs me, ya know.

She's dopey.

Yeah, I love her. And she's always gonna be my Peanut.

Maybe I'm too tough on her. She didn't have ta suffer like I did. They SPAT on me when she was little, just because I was an Itallian with an accent. She has it easy.

And she can't do what I want her to. She coulda been the wife of the greatest fella in the neighborhood.

So I'm mean. But she's never gonna live up to Josephine's name.






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