Disclaimer: Don't own the Beatles (hee hee... would love to tho), the song or L&S, not making any money.

Author's note: Um, got bored while judging talent show auditions yesterday, had the lyrics to "Strawberry Fields Forever" and a pencil; this is the product. Not my best, not *quite* my worst either. Basically, Laverne is singing about Fonzie's trademark jacket. As much as I HATE leather (hey, I'm a veggie too), I gotta admit, Fonzie's jacket is pretty awesome. May the Force be with ya! And if you have any kind of feedback, email me at margaret_angel_face@yahoo.com. Grazie.

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You know what, Shirl? I would love to own

Fonzie's jacket

Leather, not plastic

Because he is attached to it

Fonzie's jacket forever

It always looks so soft and smooth

And clean it seems to be

Of course, it's seen many, many girls

But that jacket is friendliest to me

I would love to own

Fonzie's jacket

Leather, not plastic

Because he is attached to it

Fonzie's jacket forever

There are no girls he likes more than me

Although he did care for that Pinky

He loves me, I think, that is, I hope that it's true

That is, it might not be just a phase

You know what, Shirl? I would love to own

Fonzie's jacket

Leather, not plastic

Because he is attached to it

Fonzie's jacket forever

It's made of dead skin but believe me

It feels nice when the car gets all steamy...

No wait, Shirl, no I haven't, ya got it all wrong!

That is, only in my dreams

I would love to own

Fonzie's jacket

Leather, not plastic

Because he is attached to it

Fonzie's jacket forever

Fonzie's jacket forever

Fonzie's jacket forever

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