LAVERNE: Nah, they look sweet.
SHIRLEY: I'm tellin' ya Laverne...
Lenny and Squiggy walk in
LENNY: Hello!
Squiggy and the girls look at Lenny
LENNY: Oops, you say that don't you?
SQUIGGY: I've said it all 178 episodes.
LENNY: Sorry
Squiggy looks away and has a squidgy face on.
LENNY: I said I was sorry
SQUIGGY: Next time be careful of whatya say.
Lenny goes to the counter and gets 2 beers with 4 straws.
Lenny gets back with the beers abnd puts one in front of him and Laverne and one in front of Squiggy and Shirley.
SQUIGGY: So, Shirl, whaddya want for Christmas? It's only a week away.
SHIRLEY: All I could possibly ask for from you would be your love.
LAVERNE: Awwwwwwww.
Squiggy and Shirley give eachother a long kiss that seemed like it would never end.
Laverne and Lenny get an idea and pretty soon they are all making out.
Amber in background: Yay! I got a strike!
LENNY: Who? Wha? Whassat?
SQUIGGY: Let's go see!
Lenny and Squiggy both go rushing into the bowling alley, Squiggy yelling "Babe! Babe! Babe!" all the way.
Shirley gives Laverne a smug look.
Laverne looks hurt.
Shirley gets up and says
"come on, lets go in there and see what's going on before something happens!"
Laverne gets up and follows her.
Both girls walk in and see Lenny kissing Amber and Squiggy kissing Marie.
LAVERNE: Lenny!
Lenny looks over and has an expression on his face like 'oops!'
Shirley runs out of the bowling alley, crying.
Squiggy looks after her for a moment, then chases her.
LENNY: Laverne, I can explain.
LAVERNE: All right. Explain. You got 2 minutes. This outta be good.
Laverne sits down on a chair and crosses her arms.
Lenny looks like he's struggling to come up with a good explaination.
LAVERNE: Well?
LENNY: Well, uh, Amber here, was eating, uh, nachos, and she, uh, get a chip stuck halfway down and I was, uh, trying to help her get it out! Yeah, that's it! See!? There's a good explaination for everything.
Laverne looks at Amber.
Amber looks smug.
LAVERNE: "Yeah, sweetie bear, there's a good explaination for everything." Laverne is trying not to cry. "That wasn't one of 'em!"
Laverne runs out of the bowling alley. Also crying.
Lenny looks at Amber and Marie.
LENNY: Listen, I gotta go for a while. Why don't you meet me and Squiggy here tommorrow at 7:00?
MARIE: Sure! We'll be here!
Lenny runs outta the bowling alley yelling Laverne's name.

Scene 3: Laverne and Shirley's apartment. 5:00 pm that night

Lenny and Squiggy are pounding on the girls' bedroom door.
Laverne and Shirley are sobbing inside.
LENNY: Cummon girls! We don't love 'em or nuttin! We love you!
SQUIGGY: Yah, we only like to kiss Amber and Marie!
Lenny smacks Squiggy.
The door opens and Shirley's hand flies out and smacks Squiggy, too. Laverne does the same. The door shuts with a slam. He rubs his head where they hit him, and straightened his hair.
LAVERNE: Len, if you love us so much, why were you kissing them?
Lenny couldn't think of an explaination so he said,
"Okay fine! I DO love her! I hate you!"
Laverne starts to sob harder from behind the door.
Lenny stands there for a minute then stomps outta the apartment.
Squiggy follows. The door slams behind them.

Scene 4: Laverne and Shirley's bedroom 6:00 pm

Shirley had cried herself to sleep already. Laverne was lying on her bed, looking at the cieling, and crying.
Laverne gets up and takes down the picture of Lenny from above her bed, and throws it in the garbage. She picked up the "Lone Wolfette" jacket, walked through the living room, into the kitchen, put it in the dumb waiter and pulled the rope to make it go up to Lenny and Squiggy's apartment. She goes back to her bedroom, picked up all her Lenny "reminders" and throws them away. She lies back down on her bed, still crying, and goes to sleep.

Scene 5: Lenny and Squiggy's apartment. Same time

Lenny and Squiggy are messing up the place. Laverne and Shirley always told them to keep it clean. Squiggy picks up his BooBooBumbleBee doll and throws it away. Lenny is picking up the records he borrowed from Laverne.