If there were two people who were meant to be,
My pick would be lurid Laverne and lucidious Lenny.
They didn't hit it off exactly on the show,
But in the last season he should have been her beau.

It took him five seasons to be more mature,
I know deep inside he was crazy for her.
From Lenny's first crush to helping her sing,
That girl should be wearing his sparkling diamond ring.

If they were married, then children there would be,
A little Laverne and a cute little Lenny.
But dream as we must for you shall soon see,
Many a fan fiction with Laverne and Lenny.

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