Ooh da girl so hurorous
How does Shirley Wilhelmina ever cope wit it.
Laverne puttin' those "L's" right on her chest

How could any one letter ever be the best.
Uh, she goes to dances wit her "L" on top
When she starts her dancin' she will never stop.
Touch Laverne's "L" and she'll break your jaw
You will be drinkin' straight from a straw

Chorus

She has "L's" on her blouse-blouse-blouse
Even on her shoes-shoes-shoes
(Different color "L's")
So Shirley can't borrow them.

Always on, let me see those "L's"

Never take them off unless they're ripped
Sowin' on more "L's" again.

Those "L's"...
Girl is always showin' off da "L." =

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