You know, Laverne and Shirley and Lenny and Squiggy
Edna and Frank and Rhonda and Rosie
But can you recall the most unconsumated romance of all...

Shirley should marry Carmine
He loves her and she loves him.
She thinks her man is so fine
Shirley should've married him.
Carmine's a pro at dancing
Shirley works at Shotz all day.
Carmine should send her walzing
Down the isle anyway.

California paved their way
To a free wedding.
All Miss Feeney had to say
"I do," and marry him that day.

Oh, how'd they be so happy
Shirley would be all in lace.
Carmine would look so snappy
Hand in hand with Angel face.

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