Written by: S. Wilhelmina Feenster
(SONG: Madonna's "Ray Of Light")
*Verse 1*
Shirley lies in bed at night and wonders
"Will I find my dream man, a doctor would be nice."
She's got herself a steady guy named Carmine
They should've gotten married in 1965.
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**Chorus**
And she feels that she won't find him
And she feels
And she feels that she won't find him
And she feels
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*Verse 2*
Laverne is out on dates all night till two
Shirley comes straight home and goes to bed at ten
Her men all have some rules they have to follow
Waiting till her marriage to voe-dee-oh-doe-doe
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**Chorus**
And she feels that she won't find him
And she feels
And she feels that she won't find him
And she feels
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Looking for her Mr. Right
Looking for her Mr. Right
Looking for her Mr. Right
*Verse 1*
Shirley lies in bed at night and wonders
"Will I find my dream man, a doctor would be nice."
She's got herself a steady guy named Carmine
They should've gotten married in 1965.
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And she feels
Looking for her Mr. Right
Not Walter
Carmine was the one there
Till Shirley left the show
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She had herself the perfect man
She had herself the perfect man
She had herself the perfect man
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And she feels
And she feels
And she feels that she won't find him
And she feels
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Looking for her Mr. Right, he's gone now
Looking for her Mr. Right, he's gone now.