Written by: S. Wilhelmina Feenster
To: Madonna's song, "Beautiful Stranger"
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Don't I know you
You're two weirdo's Lenny and Squiggy
You drive the Shotz Beer truck
And tried to give me hickies.
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I don't like you so go away
Drive your truck in the nearest bay
I do not care
Won't take a chance on that Lenny and Squiggy.
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They looked into my eyes
And I fell straight onto the ground
You're disgusting little guys
I'd never sing you a song.
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I know you but I hate you
You squirt me with a hose
And dirty up my clothes.
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I hate you and I will negate you
I've paid for all the beers
I'll never be your bride.
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Chorus:
Da - da - da - dum da - dum da - dum da da da da - dum
Lenny and Squiggy
Da - da - da - dum da - dum da - dum da da da da - dum
Lenny and Squiggy
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I don't like you so go away
Drive your truck in the nearest bay
I do not care
Won't take a chance on that Lenny and Squiggy.
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You looked into my face
Had to find myself another cool place
I'd like to change my address too
So you'll stop being such a bug a boo.
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I know you but I hate you
You squirt me with a hose
And dirty up my clothes.
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I hate you and I will negate you
I've paid for all the beers
I'll never be your bride.
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I've paid for you with beers
I'll never be your bride.
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Chorus:
Da - da - da - dum da - dum da - dum da da da da - dum
Lenny and Squiggy
Da - da - da - dum da - dum da - dum da da da da - dum
Lenny and Squiggy