Hell-o
Written by: S. Wilhelmina Feenster
To the tune of: "Don't Speak" ~ No Doubt

You and Squig
Are always coming over
You don't stop coming over all day

Laverne's at home
With Shirley, her best friend
They never know
When he will barge in.

It looks as though you'll never know
They will come in,
Cause they're part of the show

Chorus

Hell-o
That's what Squig is saying
He and Len are crazy
Can't help that they are jerks.
Hell-o
That smell of yours is reaking
Get out of here you're stinking
Why don't you wash your clothes.

You're verbally
Mentally disturbing
They both are altogether
Mighty ugly

When they beg, they grab your leg
They can drive you insane
Just say, "Go home!"

Chorus

Hell-o
That's what Squig is saying
He and Len are crazy
Can't help that they are jerks.
Hell-o
That smell of yours is reaking
Get out of here you're stinking
Why don't you wash your clothes.

Please stop sending
There's gotta be some ending to this show
You and Squig I can see you're stealing...the show.

Chorus

Hell-o
That's what Squig is saying
He and Len are crazy
Can't help that they are jerks.
Hell-o
That smell of yours is reaking
Get out of here you're stinking
Why don't you wash your clothes.

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