By: S. Wilhelmina Feenster
To the tune: Independant Woman part 1 - Destiny's Child
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Girls who brew and Shirley too... Laverne D. and brewery
Max Shotz cappers, come on
Uh, Uh, Uh
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Question: Tell me how they do it all week
They cap all the bottles and the watch them all leave
Only get a break when it's time for them to eat
When the days over they get up and leave
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Question: Tell me how they get by on this
Try to get by on very little they get
Pay their own food, oh and they pay their own rent
Only ten-twenty a day is all they get
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Bottles that are sent
They capped them
The dreams they're dreamin'
They dream them
The car they're drivin'
They halfed it
They make it on their own
If they wanted scooter pies all day
They'd buy them
The man you're dating
They'll have him
The drink you're drinkin'
They'll drink it
Don't bottle cap for free
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All the women who do bottle cappin'
Throw those kegs up at him
Little money that Max Shotz pays you
Throw those kegs up at him
All the mamma's who feed their children
Throw those kegs up at him
All the cappers who feel the same way
Throw those kegs up at him
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Girl I didn't know you had it bad like that
Max Shotz how your cappers get by on that
Girl I didn't know you had it bad like that
Max Shotz how your cappers get by on that
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Tell me how they get by on this
I wouldn't blame them if they chose to leave
The girls work hard by cappin' bottles all day
Ladies work hard to make the money they pay
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Question: How'd you like to cap it yourself
Makin' all the cash that will go to your rent bill
Come home at 6 O'clock, then eat and go to bed
That would be the life that you'd really would dread
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Bottles that are sent
They capped them
The dreams they're dreamin'
They dream them
The car they're drivin'
They halfed it
They make it on their own
If they wanted scooter pies all day
They'd buy them
The man you're dating
They'll have him
The drink you're drinkin'
They'll drink it
Don't bottle cap for free
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All the women who do bottle cappin'
Throw those kegs up at him
Little money that Max Shotz pays you
Throw those kegs up at him
All the mamma's who feed their children
Throw those kegs up at him
All the cappers who feel the same way
Throw those kegs up at him
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Girl I didn't know you had it bad like that
Max Shotz how your cappers get by on that
Girl I didn't know you had it bad like that
Max Shotz how your cappers get by on that
[Repeat and fade]