Written by: S. Wilhelmina Feenster
I'd like to thank the following people or things who inspired me to write this song: Squeaky, Emily, Diane (L), the shower (for my ideas), Toolie, Sandra (L), my fan fiction (that I read the night before), and of course... Destiny's Child!!!!
Laverne, can you handle this?
Carmine, can you handle this?
Mrs. B, can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this! (whoo!)
Bought the cat, when I was young
For his daughtar, not his son
Dad I know, he loves me so
Asked friends, for the dough
He's a sailor on the sea
Dad visits me, then he goes
But I know that he loves me so
Gave me kitty, from the sea
No one can touch my cat if they wish to live the night through
Touch my cat and you are dead for you will not live the night through
Read my lips, he's not going to another family
Move, groove, prove, he will stay with me
In my book, my friends know not to touch my kitty
Get a little chair, it's time for some tea
Chorus
I don't think your ready for this kitty
I don't think your ready for this kitty
I don't think your ready for this
Cause my buddy is Boo Boo Kitty, yes he is
Chorus
I don't think your ready for this kitty
I don't think your ready for this kitty
I don't think your ready for this
Cause my buddy is Boo Boo Kitty, yes he is
Lenny, Can you handle this?
Squiggy, can you handle this?
Hector, can you handle this?
I don't think you can handle this!
He's my friend, besides Laverne
Never argues, says no words
He's around, when friends are mad
Doesn't cry, doesn't pout
I never have to throw him out
I run to my kitty if friends aren't there
He's the one who's always there
Chorus
I don't think your ready for this kitty
I don't think your ready for this kitty
I don't think your ready for this
Cause my buddy is Boo Boo Kitty, yes he is
Chorus
I don't think your ready for this kitty
I don't think your ready for this kitty
I don't think your ready for this
Cause my buddy is Boo Boo Kitty, yes he is
I take my kitty out of town (whoo!)
He's on the couch, not on the ground (whoo!)
He's so special, you know why (whoo!)
Is my story too vibealacious for you, babe
I left my kitty with my best friend
She took out a needle and used him as a cushion for a pin
I'm hoping that you know that kitty's are not meant for that
You wait right here while I yell at my friend
(yelling)
Chorus
I don't think your ready for this kitty
I don't think your ready for this kitty
I don't think your ready for this
Cause my buddy is Boo Boo Kitty, yes he is
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