Laverne & Shirley Get Proposed To
     by LavernShrl and Jncognr11

Laverne:  Hey Shirl, what happened to all my Scooter Pies?

Shirley:  Lenny and Squiggy ate them while you were out on your date with Fonzie.

Laverne:  What?  I need some Milk and Pepsi.

Shirley:  Well...

A KNOCK ON THE DOOR

Shirley:  Who is it?

Carmine:  Hey, it's the Big Ragoo, angel Face!

Shirley:  Oh, hi Carmine!  Come on in.

Carmine:  Hey shirley, let's go out tonight.

Shirley:  Okay...Vernie?

Laverne:  yeah?

Shirley:  Lenny and Squiggy are supposed to be coming over to watch TV.

Laverne:  Thanks Shirl!

Shirley:  It's just for tonight.

Laverne:  Okay...but if Lenny tries to touch my "L" again his teeth go to Peoria!

Carmine:  Hey, Angel Face, I'll pick ya' up at 7:00.

Shirley:  Okay, that's fine with me!

IT'S NOW 7:00, CARMINE TAKES SHIRLEY TO THE PIZZA BOWL.

Carmine:  Shirley, I was up all last night and I got to thinking, (he takes her hand) Shirley, will you marry me?

Shirley:  Oh my, Carmine, do you mean it?

Carmine:  I hope so.

Shirley:  Uh-huh!

Carmine:  That's great Angel Face!  Let's go tell Laverne!

Shirley:  Okay.

THEY GO BACK TO THE APARTMENT

Laverne:  Who is it?

Shirley:  It's me, Laverne.

Laverne:  Oh hey Shirl.  Hi Carmine.

Shirley:  Vernie, we have something to tell you.

Laverne:  What?  Oh no, did Squiggy put Jello all over the floors again?

Shirley:  No, Carmine asked me to marry him and I said yes!

Laverne:  Oh Shirl, I'm so happy for ya' I could drown myself in Milk and Pepsi!

LAVERNE HUGS SHIRLEY, THEN CARMINE.  THE DOOR OPENS.

Squiggy:  Hello.

Laverne:  Lenny, Squiggy, guess what?!

Lenny:  what?

Laverne:  Shirl and Carmine are gettin' married!

Lenny:  Wow, I would have never guessed it.

Carmine:  I wouldn't think so.

Squiggy:  Congratulations!

Lenny:  Hey Carmine?

Carmine:  What, Lenny?

Lenny:  We wanna' throw you a hatchelor party.

Carmine:  A what?

Lenny:  A hatchelor party.

Laverne:  They mean a bachelor party.

Carmine:  Okay...thanks...I think.

Shirley:  Well, we have to set a date.

Carmine:  How about next month?

Shirley:  Oh, Carmine, that's terrific.  Of course, I want Laverne to be my Maid of Honor.

Laverne:  Oh Shirl!

JUST THEN THERE IS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR

Laverne:  Who is it?

Sal:  It's me, Laverne.  Sal Melina!

LAVERNE OPENS THE DOOR

Laverne:  Hi Sal!

HE KISSES HER AND SHE LOOKS TO SEE IF SHE GETS GOOSEBUMPS

Laverne:  Hey, I got goosebumps!

Shirley:  Let me see!  (looks at Laverne's arm)  Ah!  You do!

Sal:  I came back to ask you Laverne...will you marry me?

Laverne:  Yeah!

Shirley:  Oh, this is fabulous!  (gasps)  Laverne!

Laverne:  What?

Shirley:  Let's have a double wedding!

Laverne:  Oh, Shirl!  That would be great!

FRANK AND EDNA COME IN

Frank:  Hey Muffin.

Laverne:  Hi Pop.  Guess what?

Edna:  What?

Laverne:  Sal and me are gettin' married, and Shirl and Carmine are gettin' married!

Frank:  Oh, Muffin, that's wonderful!

Shirley:  Mr. DeFazio, we're all getting married next month.

Lenny:  Yeah...and me and Squiggy will be all alone.

Laverne and Shirley:  You guys can come too.

Squiggy:  Really?  Fantastic!

Laverne:  Hey Shirl?

Shirley:  Yeah?

Laverne:  Now we get to vodeo-do-do...and we're gonna' be married!

Shirley:  Oh, Laverne!

THEY HUG

THE END

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